Ello there! This is Dusty speaking. I'll be writing this spoof and the next one it Thunder's. Eclipse needs to start working on one xD Enjoy!
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It was a completely normal day in WattyClan...
Birdsong- *Whistles 'Whistle While You Work' whilst hiding from Icetail*
Icetail- I must need bird food for Birdsong to notice me...
Birdsong- Pluck off, dung face!
Icetail- BIRDIE! I found you!
Birdsong- Shit, oh... I'm a... Birdsong's twin, Lizard...scream?
Icetail- *Shrug* Welp, tell her I said--
Eclipsecall- YOU BETRAYED ME
Icetail- *derp*
Birdsong- *gasp* Oh no! The Derpocalypse is back!
Every cat in existence- *derp*
Wow I failed miserably. Dusty out!
