Watermelon: * closes diary and locks it *
Evil Clone: * bashes Watermelon on the head with a baseball bat *
Watermelon: * falls unconscious *
Evil Clone: Hey, are you dead?!
Watermelon: * doesn't respond *
Evil Clone: * grabs Watermelon's diary and runs *
YOU ARE READING
Watermelon's Diary?!
HumorMy evil clone stole my diary, this is gonna be interesting