Ask Dave Strider

holy crap its a lot of questions

: this is from my sister.... I swear

1: will u drink this apple juice -whispers- that makes u puke rainbows?

2: can I hug mew? (couse im a black and white cat with blue-white eyes like that)

3: how has your day been? mines been close to getting raped multiple times.

4: would you rather: kiss my sister Red (couse im a mean 13 year old like that) or would you shave all of your hair off?

5: do u have candy????

and from Red~

1: how strong r u?

2: would you mind slapping me?

3; would you save your friends from dieing?

4: can I poke you through the screen? =3=

5: what's your your favorite color?

for your sister:

1. no. just no.

2. sure, i guess

3. life is lame, because i've been stuck on a meteor. my day? it included strifing with karkles, drinking 5 bottles of applejuice (or piss, i dont even know anymore) and doodling dicks.

4. kiss your sister. no way am i shaving.

5. it depends on what you mean by candy

for red:

1. hella strong

2. yes, i would mind. i dont just go around slapping people, what the fuck

3. hell yes i would. id do anything to save them

4. not possible

5. red

holy shit that was a lot of questions