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One sunny afternoon when Taylor was having a terrible hard day at her job at Starbucks, she accidentally spilled a customer's secret menu frappuccino all over her self. "What the heck now what am I supposed to do! God dammit you are so god damn dumb you whore gimme a mother fucker coffee before I crack your ass in half! And I think I'll take a free cake pop as well!" Screamed the 12 year old in disgust. Taylor was astonished at this child's profanity, but she didn't hesitate to make her another drink, and get her a cake pop.
"Boo I know u ain't talkin to her like that oh hell no!" came a loud voice from the back of the shop. She pulled her sunglasses off to uncover her immaculately done make up. It was none other than Latrice. Taylor could not believe her eyes. She hopped over the counter, and poured water all over the 12 year old and then pooped on her.
"Latrice it's been so long!"
"I know it has. Let's leave this foo foo ass shit." And so they left and rode away into the sunset and then lived together in retirement. Xoxo

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