Your friend asks to borrow your wonderfully preserved copy of Fear Itself (which happens to be the only real comic book you have):
You: how often do you wash your hands? Do you plan on reading it while you eat? Will your dog by anywhere near it? Ever? Do you have a titanium enforced safe you're going to keep it in while you're not reading it? How much are you willing to spend on a police detail?
YOU ARE READING
When You Love Marvel
RandomJust a few things only hardcore Marvel fans would understand. (Maybe these are just me, but I'm hoping there's someone out there who can relate!)
