@Justawritter__ dares Inky to marry Inked! Spyke being the flower girl and Jelonzo being the maid of honor.
Inky: You aren't serious..... Are you?
Inked: Inky.... Will you marry me?
Inky: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A RING?!
Inked: I just learned I was supposed to marry you 8 seconds ago!
Inky: I know..... But still.....
Inked: So will you marry me?
Inky: *sighs* Fine. If I have too.
Inked: YEA
Callie: I wanna be Maid of honor!!
Inky: You can't..... Jelonzo has to.
Callie: *mumbles* Fine then......
~Time skip Brought to you by Pink fluffy unicorns ~
Spyke: *walks down isle in dress while throwing rose petals* I hate my life.....
Inky: *Walks down isle trying not to rip over dress* I wanted to wear the tux.....
Marie: Shhhhh
Crusty Sean: Do you lil blue mutant squid thing, take this Orange lil mutant squid thing, to be your mutant squid wife?
Inked: Have you ever even been to a wedding Sean?
Crusty Sean: Shut up and say yea.
Inked: I do.
Crusty Sean: And do you, lil mut-
Inky: Yes, just shut up already.
Crusty Sean: FINE THEN. Just put the dumb rings on.
Callie: Omg Inky, It won't fit on your fat fingers.
Inky: BE QUIET!
Jelonzo: *sheds a tear and wiped it on his dress* So beautiful....
Crusty Sean: Wait I forgot somethin....
Inked: seriously?
Crusty Sean: anyone wanna stop this?
Octarian girl: I OBJECT!
Everyone: *gasps*
Inky: Octoling Chick! But why.....
Octarian Girl: IDK. I just wanted to be in this chapter. *sits back down*
Crusty Sean: OKAY DEN. Kiss the bride!
Inked and Inky: *look at each other awkwardly* ....... *high five each other*
Crusty Sean: GOOD ENOUGH!
Callie: TIME TO TOSS THE BOUQUET INKY!
Inky: yea, yea whatever. *turns around and throws it back*
Annie: Oh! It's coming my way!
Jelonzo: MOVE B*TCH! *pushes her and grabs flowers* YEAA
Callie: I WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH IT!
Marie: Only girls were supposed to participate!
Jelonzo: Jellyfish don't have genders! *walks away sassily*
Spyke: Um..... Jellyfish do have genders....
Octarian Girl: WHAT? No they don't!!
Spyke: Yea they do!
Octarian Girl: NO!
Spyke: YES
*cake war gets started*
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Ask/Dare Splatoon Gang
FanfictionAsk or dare the Splatoon gang! You can ask or dare: Inked the blue inkling Inky the orange inkling Callie Marie Annie Jelonzo Spyke Crusty Sean And even An Octarian girl!
