Zodiac Signs

Parents

Aries: "yes! 7 months! Great time to start boxing."

Taurus: *uses car seat for 16 year old*

Gemini: "I don't care what happened at school. Let's talk about my day"

Cancer: *calls 911 when kid stubs their toe*

Leo: *ready to fight any kid that bullies their child*

Virgo: *pulls out math textbook* "alright, story time!"

Libra: "keep the house clean guys"

Scorpio: *teaches kid bad things on accident*

Sagittarius: *baby throws up on them* "what?! I did not raise you to be like this."

Capricorn: "isn't she so pretty. I mean, not like me. not everyone can be blessed with my good looks"

Aquarius: *shreds kids homework* "you don't need this. There will be a rebellion"

Pisces: *sees baby sleep* -_- "why can't I sleep..."