Tris: My Tobias is really good at knife throwing
Katniss: No way, my Peeta is much better
Annabeth: Bish please my Percy is really good with swords
Tris: Tobias is really good with hand-to-hand combat
Katniss: Peeta is better. He got second in hand-to-hand combat in our school tournament
Annabeth: Percy can control water!
Katniss: PEETA CAN CONTROL A WHOLE F**KING CROWD WITH HIS WORDS!
Annabeth: So you mean your boyfriend can charmspeak?
Katniss: What is that?
Tris: Who cares? Tobias only has four fears
Katniss: Peeta only has one! And that too is the fear of losing me!
Annabeth & Tris: But...
Katniss: SHUT UP! CAN YOUR BOYFRIEND BAKE THE BEST CHEESE BUNS IN THE WORLD? CAN YOUR BOYFRIEND PAINT WITH THE COLOURS OF THE WIND? THERE IS NO COMPETITION! PEETA IS THE BEST!
Tobias & Percy: Peeta can bake?
Annabeth: Percy...
Percy: I like cookies and Tobias likes cakes. Can you bake for us Peeta?
Peeta: Sure! I'd love to.
The girls: But...
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