Sasuke naruto
Naruto: what
Sasuke: my girl caught me
Naruto you let her catch you
Sasuke I dont know what to do
Naruto say it wasn't you
Sasuke alright
Sasuke honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with girl next door picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor how can i forget that i had given her an extra key all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me
Naruto: how can you grant the woman access to your villa trespasser and witnesses while you cling to your pillow you better watch your back before she turns into a killer best for you and the situation not to call the beaner to be a true player you have to know how to play if she say night convince her to say day never admit to a word when she say and if she claims and you tell her baby no way
Sasuke: but she caught me on the counter (naruto: it wasn't me)
Sasuke: saw me banging on the sofa
( naruto: it wasn't me)
Sasuke i evem had her in the shower
(Naruto: it wasn't me)
Sasuke she even caught me on camera
(Naruto it wasn't me
Sasuke saw the marks on my shoulder
(Naruto it wasn't me)
Sasuke heard the words that i told her
(Naruto it wasn't me)
Sasuke heard the screams getting louder
(Naruto it wasn't me )
Sasuke She stayed until it was over
Kakashi honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
Sasuke -_-
Naruto -_-
Kakashi what?
Naruto you ruined it dattebyo
Sasuke yep
(They both walk away)
Kakashi............... i had tried to keep her from what she was about to see why should she believe me when i told her it wasn't me
