Me: (cousin's name), if you ever pick up the phone, and the guy on the other end says hello twice, RUN.
RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK
Mah little cousin: what? Why?
Me: WE ALL KNOW THAT ONLY PHONE GUY SAYS HELLO TWICE (COUSINS NAME).
Cousin: oh
Well I'll stab him if he comes after me-
Me: NO
DONT STAB THE PHONE GUY
unless the phone guy turns out to be the purple guy
Then it's probably for the best
My cousin: well I still have knives soz
Me: ik
Her: what? How
**INSERT LONG CONVERSATION ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN MY PAST AND IS PROBABLY WHY IM HALF INSANE HERE**
Her: well I don't remember that soz
Me: *facepalm*
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Random Stuff :P
HumorBasically some random dumb stuff, because random dumb stuff is my specialty. :P
