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Aaahhh i met aUGUSt aLSINa ( this isnt real btw lmao )

So, my name is Arundel Alsinna but people call me k1d r3fl3Xx, because i have the same last name as august alsina so yeah thats why and I'm 18...not in rl cuz dis iz jus a fantasy so yah but, anyways moving on!!! Today, I'm wearing a royal blue, anchor crop top, blue jean shorts, and royal blue flats, and my hair was down with a braid on the side, if u know what I mean!!! And today, me and my manager/agent/guy who gave me a record deal is taking me to go meet a celebrity. He didn't say who it was because he said it was a surprise. When we pulled up I was so nervous. Omg I'm guna meet somebody famous!!!! We entered the building, and three big, scary, but nice guys led me to a room where two other big guys were blocking someone, I couldn't tell who it was, it was guy tho, but I knew for a fact that it was probably the celebrity I'm here to meet. One of the guys that brought me in said " Introducing, August Alsina " OMG AUGUST ALSINA I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE YAY.
August: hey, names August nice to meet you
Me: hey, the names kid reflex nice to meet you too
August: kid reflex? Niiice I like it
Me: oh um thanks
August: u seem unsure
Me: no its just that I'm so nervous, and I love you, and you're so cool, and I'm so weird and - ( gco )
August: meehhh
Me: cute light skinned dude with the real gud hair who's super tall compared to me with a hot bod say whaaaaaaat?
August: say whaaaaaaat did you just say
Me: ha I said
August: no no no no don't repeat it
Me: oh ok
August: yea so um please don't tell me ur name is really kid reflex
Me: noo noo noo nah
August: oh if you don't mind me asking, what is your real name?
Me: I don't mind, and the names Arundel Alsina
August: whoa cool, spelled the same?
Me: no a-l-s-i-n-n-a
August: awesome do people ask u if we're related
Me: yea
August: wat u say
Me: I say " yea he my cuzzin "
August: nice, ha-ha they believe you
Me: yeah they be like " fr well tell em he cute asf " and stuff like dat
August: oh awww
Me: buuut its true tho, u r cute asf
August: thanks I'm confident but insecure ha-ha ya feel me
Me: no I only know about the insecure part
August: wait, what?
Me: nothing but yeah
August: no umm sit down
Me: oh okay * sits down *
August: so, why are you so, insecure
Me: do you see anything to be confident about
August: ur amazon figure, um ur nice, you have a celebrities last name, you're pretty, ur cool, and funny
Me: thanks but I wouldn't mind forgetting that nice compliment
August: oh OK
So, its been a few weeks... And I mean a few. So, me and august grew closer and closer and closer. Like we exchanged phone numbers close!!! But yeah anyways, I'm wearing my K.R. jersey ( yellow and green ), high waisted shorts ( green), and yellow combat boots, yes they make those, and my hair is up in dis nappy bun. Like August always says, if ya hair's nappy, give it sum and make it happy.
But, I didn't, mostly because, I don't feel like it, my hair don't deserve to be happy!!! Im supposed to be meeting up with august today, and my friend cjhaileigh won't shut up and stop oohing and awing! I eventually got there to meet up with august, and when I saw him I was like !!!!
Me: nigga u stole my colors
August: u picked em out I just * spins around * rocked em
Me: boooy u betta quit spinnin or u gon fall n break yo neck
August: nahhh
Me: question
August: shoot
Me: if I had a gun I would
August: no it means go ahead and ask me
Me: oh okay well, how is your name august but, your birthday is in September
August: do I look like Jesus to you
Me: no not at all
August: daaaanggg
Me: yea IK but yea so can u tell me sum tht nobody else knows about you
August: um yeah I had surgery on my eyes cuz I lost vision in my left eye and I was losing vision in my right eye so I had to have this painful ass surgery and now I can see the gud the bad and the ugly and I'm thankful cuz if I didn't take the offer I would've been blind
Me: awwwwwwwww poor baby
August: haha I'm okay wbu
Me: I'm very shy around new people and, um yeah oh and I'm rare
August: iz u a robot
Me: dead no boy I'm one of the four people in the world mixed with almost every race on the planet
August: that...is...so...COOL
Me: I guess
August: can you speak any of those languages
Me: yup
August: how many
Me: all of them
August: awesome so what exactly are you mixed with
Me: black, white, ginger, Egyptian, British, Irish, Mexican, Canadian, Chinese, Indonesian, Latin, Hispanic, Indian, Native American, Guamanian, African, and American
August: * drops his jaw and constantly blinks *
Me: what?
August: d-d-d-daaaaaaamnnn
Me: yeah I know
August: say sum in Spanish
Me: me gusta tu
August: whoa french
Me: merci beaucoup
August: what does that mean
Me: it means thank you very much
August: what about Native American
Me: wengapo
August: and that means
Me: hello, nice to meet your acquaintance
August: cool stuff
Me: you don't look black I thought you were mixed
August: ha I am
Me: with what
August: Native American
Me: ohhh ya see idk where my last name came from but tbh its Arundel Gii Perez Alsina
August: ohhh mines jus August Alsina
Me: Anthony you left out Anthony
August: u know my middle name, cute
Me: cute? What's cute?
August: you, the fact that u know my middle name
Me: oh, awww
August: Yea (And then there was the awkward silence. )
Me: * blushes *
August: * leans in *
Me: * does the same *
Cjhaileigh: hey time to - whoaaaa
Me: god um okay and is that my shirt
Cjhaileigh: sorry and yeah
Me: its cool and oh why are you wearing it I thought u had the same one
Cjhaileigh: idk and cmon lets go
Me: okay fine * gets up *
August: * stands up * bye
Me: bye ow let go
Cjhaileigh: alright fine but you have to come with me
Me: what choice do I have
Cjhaileigh: just meet me out there gosh
Me: okay
Cjhaileigh: * runs to the car *
August: she's in a hurry
Me: yeah she ruined what was supposed to be our first kiss
August: I know
Me: who doesn't
August: ha well, do u wanna do it now or wait
Me: ur call
August: okay cmere
Me: okie dokie
August: * puts his index finger on my chin * u ready
Me: mm yeah
August: OK * kisses me *
Me: * kisses back *
August: * pulls away *
Me: * pulls away *
Cjhaileigh: r3fl3Xx
Me: I'm coming
Cjhaileigh: u two? Did you two just?
Me: kiss? Yeah why?
Cjhaileigh: awwww
Me&August: * look at each other * eh
Cjhaileigh: oh whatever so are you two like...
Me: like wat
Cjhaileigh: a thing
August: oh uhh are we?
Me: your call big guy * pats his chest * August: oh okay * touches his chest * that wasn't weird
Cjhaileigh: yes, no, or get beat up
Me: by me
Cjhaileigh: yeah
Me: ohhh noo imma beat you up
Cjhaileigh: damn but fr
August: yeah I guess we are a couple
Cjhaileigh: well you are the cutest couple I ever saw
August: why thank you
Me: * laughs *
August: yeah well imma let u go now
Me: awwe pooh well byeee
August: well imma get on my couch and pretend to drive away....* sits on the couch * byeeeee * smiles *
Me: yeah bye
August: bye baby * gets up and hugs me * love u
Me: love u too
Cjhaileigh: oh my goooodneeesss aawweew
Me: lets get out of here I'm ready to go see how embarrassed she gets
August: y'all mean
Me: I know
Cjhaileigh: what do we mean ? * leaves *
Me: I love you...but....you a lotta work * puts hands in the air and waves them side to side and skips away *
August: out of all the girls I've dated....she da weirdest one
So outta tha clear blue sky, my manager walked in with this bullshit n nonsense.
Manager: august, you do realize that if you two are guna be a couple you won't be spending much time together
Me: yeah I know but hey ya never know things could happen
Manager: true but if you ever need to call something off due to hanging with r3fl3Xx gimme a call
August: okay tomorrow night
Manager: um
Me: what's today
Manager: Sunday
Me: i meant tonight
Manager: alrighty then * leaves *
Me: ..... Wow * phone rings ..of course I answered it duh * hello
R3fl3Xx: hey
Me: who's this
R3fl3xx: reflex
Me: oh hey baby
R3fl3xx: * laughs * Hi
Me: everything okay
R3fl3xx: yeah just um I'm scared
Me: scared
R3fl3xx: yes scared nervous afraid worried I dunno what to do
Me: about what
R3fl3xx: I'm performing for the first time
Me: ohhh snap this talk okay um when?
R3fl3xx: tomorrow
Me: aight umm u wanna meet up befo then n den talk about it
R3fl3xx: yeah thanks
Me: baby ion got nothin to do u can talk to me all night if it helps
R3fl3xx: awww thank you but I don't wanna keep you up are u sure
Me: I'm sure I promise
R3fl3xx: I'm sad
Me: ha whyyyyyy
R3fl3xx: ik we just saw each other but
Me: yeah I know I miss you toooooo
R3fl3xx: yea bean head
Me: my phone dyin
R3fl3xx: huuuuhhhhh fine
Me: sorry but when it gets charged up enough I'll call you back I promise
R3fl3xx: o...ok
Me: alright love you bye
R3fl3xx: love you too byeee
Me: ha-ha aight I'll call you in 30
R3fl3xx: * hangs up *
Me: weird * hangs up *
Dev: wat happened
Me: I dunno she hung up she's being weird
Dev: suspicious
Me: yea tht word
Dev: do you know why
Me: no probably cuz I had to go
Dev: ohhhhhhh awwwwwwwww
Me: shut up
Dev: oh OK
Me: what's yo name yo real name like wat is dev short for
Dev: De'Vaughnte
Me: bruh....I like yo name lemme call u dat
Dev: no
Me: how u spell it
Dev: like this D-e-apostrophe-v-a-u-g-h-n-t-e
Me: ....mhmmm
Dev: hah yeah ig so
Me: coo
Dev: so wen do I get to see this beaut
Me: neva
Dev: bitch
Me: Mann shut up
Dev: I'm jk
Me: aye
Dev: shhh
Me: naw
Dev: lemme meet errr
Me: she performin toma come with
Dev: aight first off who yo girl iz
Me: K1d r3fl3Xx
Dev: broooo you go out wit kid reflex she faahh bruh FAHHH!!! Fr doe.
Me: shut up
Dev: aight
Blah blah blah fret fret fret its the next day, I went shirtless cuz my shirt was okay nvm I just didn't wanna wear it, anyways bae nervous so am I and now I'm kinda feelin' awkward. Anyways, there is no possible way tht imma make it thru tha night cuz Trey songz is here noooooo. Let's just see how it goes from here. Well she on stage now, n she singing a song, I think I just fell in love, with a song, I gotta find out what the name of the song is cuz its catchy!!! Aight its been a while, we at tha after party and Trey botherin me bruh...not literally but he jus bein annoying like nigga stfu.
Me: bruh, Trey, can you like....stfu for a minnit?!?
Trey: nigga what
Me: u heard me
R3fl3xx: babe stop
Me: nah man move
Trey: u ain gon do nun
R3fl3xx: stop just let it go
Trey: nah let em do sum touch me I dare u
Me: man fuck it I'm finna dip he gettin on my nerves
Trey: punk ass nigga
Me: bitch wat chu say
Trey: u heard me....bitch
Me: * runs towards him *
Security: whoa whoa whoa august stop * tryna hold me back... Tryna u heard me *
Me: get off me
R3fl3xx: let him go
Security: we can't do that
Trey: ha-ha thought he was gon do sum he wasn't gon do nun no way
R3fl3xx: he's right
Trey: thank you
R3fl3xx: you are annoying
Trey: bish what
R3fl3xx: hey trey u like punching august
Trey: yeah why
R3fl3xx: punch me come at me
Trey: I'm not gonna hit a girl
R3fl3xx: what are you scared of me
Trey: no
R3fl3xx: then do it
Trey: okay if u say so * tries to punch her *
R3fl3xx: * blocks his punch and turns em around, kicks em in his back *
Trey: * runs into the table *
R3fl3xx: you mess with him you mess with me * jumps on the table * ur guna get it mostly because I hate you for no reason * kicks him again pushes em down picks em up body slams him and stomps on his back and kicks em in the face * august catch * throws em to me *
Me: * cracks em * I whipped his ass
R3fl3xx: no I did
Me: sure sure
It's been a few days and we just at the crib chillin and doin nothing. August said that his mom is bringing his little cousin over, its a boy, yayy kidssss.
Me: so um how old is he
August: one
Me: awwwwwww a babyyyyy
August: yeah he bad he be cussin n shit
Me: so....he's a cute baby
August: yee ain eem see em yet
Me: SO BABIES IZ CUTE
August: wahheva
Me: what's his name
August: auggie
Me: awww auggie is a cute name
August: his name is Auggie
Me: awwee anodda one
August: shhhh
Me: okay fine
August: brb she here
Me: yayyyy a babyyyyyy
August: stop
Me: do u wan me to shut up
August: could ya * gets up and goes to the door *
Me: ooh a babyyyyyy
August: thanks ma * shuts the door and walks over to me *
Me: awww he's so cute
August: yeah
Me: can I hold him
August: no...ion noe ask em
Me: can I hold u
Auggie: * stretches his arms out *
Me: * takes him from August's arms *
August: awww
Me: shhhh
Auggie: cousin
August: wassup lil homie
Auggie: paci paci paci
August: okay which one
Auggie: bwue
Me: awwe
August: here lil boy * puts auggies pacifier in his mouth *
Auggie: * giggles *
August: * takes his pacifier out *
Me: so wats your name
Auggie: auggie
Me: ur real name
Auggie: august
Me: awwwee like you
August: shut up
Me: what do you like to do
Auggie: eat and sleep
Me: really me too
Auggie: yay * claps his hands *
August: boy you don't even know why you clappin fa
Auggie: shh
August: u wan fight
Auggie: mhm
August: aight lets go put him down so we can fight
Me: okay * puts em down *
August: * gets on his knees * put em up
Auggie: * giggles and runs to august * August: * lightly punches auggie *
Auggie: * hits august in his chest *
August: owwwww
Auggie: * giggles and claps * yay
August: no not yay
Auggie: whoo ooh
August: cmere * picks em up * u wanna go and play
Auggie: yes
August: okay
Auggie: play time
August: sure why not
Me: wow
August: shut up
Auggie: you
August: boy hush
Auggie: * kicks his legs *
August: auggie
Auggie: hm
August: cmere
Auggie: * runs to august *
August: aww his cute little baby run
Auggie: * giggles *
Me: you're so cute
Auggie: tak u * aka thank you *
Me: awww ur welcome
August: baby I - what is he doin
Me: what is goin on * picks em up *
Auggie: I fart
August: u farted, or you doodied,
Me: august * hits em *
August: ow
Auggie: * giggles * funny
August: no, no it isn't
Auggie: paci
Me: here * gives him his pacifier *
Auggie: * throws it at august *
August: HEY!!!
Auggie: * laughs * I wan down
Me: u wanna get down
Auggie: yea
Me: okay * puts him down *
Auggie: * picks up a toy block *
Me: u havin fun down there
Auggie: yes mommy
Me: awww mommy august
August: what
Me: he called me mommy
August: oh um cmere ... Auggie
Auggie: * looks up *
August: did you call Arundel mommy
Auggie: * nods *
August: um why
Auggie: I wuv her
Me: I love you too lil buddy
August: that's sweet but she's not your mom though
Auggie: can she?
August: * pulls me over to the side* do you know what this means
Me: no not really
August: he's one okay one, and he wants you to adopt him
Me: awww but what if we break up
August: we won't
Me: okay but...I don't think
August: yeah me neither. Auggie buddy
Auggie: hm
August: I don't think we can adopt you but you can still call her mommy okay we can be your fake mommy and daddy
Auggie: my daddy gone
August: wym
Auggie: he weft us, me and mommy
August: why
Auggie: I not know
August: awww so, you don't have another guy in the house...just you?
Auggie: yes me
August: oh, um, that's sad where did your daddy go
Auggie: * shrugs *
Me: that's so sad
August: yeah I know, dev would never leave sums not right
Me: wait his dad is dev
August: yeah wait that's not the point but dev would never do that
Me: I know dev and dev wouldn't do anything like that auggie what exactly happened
Auggie: he weft, and he not come back
Me: hold on imma go call him
August: okay lemme know what goes on
Me: I will * calls dev *
Devs voicemail: sorry I can't come to da phone, leave a message and imma try n get to ya asap
Me: ugh * tries a few more times and eventually gives up *
August: u okay
Me: he's not answering I called like five times
Auggie: * sneezes *
Me: bless you * turns the TV on *
Auggie: * sneezes again *
August: bless you
Me: oh my god AUGUST
Auggie: huh
Me: no the other one sweetie
Auggie: ok
August: wat * rushes over to the couch * oh, my,
Both: god
Me: I don't believe this
August: no he can't be missing
Me: I never even knew that
August: this is crazy
Me: auggie they can't find your daddy he's missing
Auggie: * makes a sad face *
August: * gets up and picks em up *
Auggie: * cries *
August: aww stop
Auggie: * puts his finger in his mouth*
August: august stop crying
Me: give em to me
August: * hands me auggie *
Me: aww poor baby
Auggie: * calms down a lil bit *
Me: awww stop crying
Auggie: * puts his arms around my neck *
Me: aww stop crying
Auggie: * cries louder *
Me: stooop auggie
Auggie: * starts hitting me in my shoulder *
Me: auggie stop
Auggie: * stops *
Me: thank u, u wanna go lay down
Auggie: * shakes his head *
Me: u wan me hold u
Auggie: * nods his head *