The Girl He Never Noticed

9

Him: Good morning

Her: It's too early

Him: I see... you're menstruating

Her: What [checks the back of her pants]

Her: I'm not!

Him: Oh, well you're not an early person, are you?

Her: No way no

Him: Mhm, I see

Her: What in the flowers do you see?!

Him: I see that you are not an early person

Her: [face palms, but not literally]

Him: I had fun last night

Her: Surprisingly, I guess I could say the same thing

Him: Did I fall asleep just as you left? [nervously laughs]

Her: Uh yeah [chuckles]

Him: Well that's embarrassing, you could've woke me up, y'know?

Her: You looked so peaceful, I didn't want to wake you up

Him: Aw, how cute

Her: Eh, not really

Him: Admit it, I'm cute

Her: Nah, I'd rather not

Him: You didn't deny it!

Her: I will now!

Him: You're lying to yourself, love. Admit it, I'm cute

Her: No thanks, I know I'm cute though

Him: Course you are

Him: [out of nowhere, starts tickling Sienna]
Admit it, then I'll stop

Her: [Cackles] N-never!

Him: I won't stop!

Her: Fine! Fine fine.

Him: [Stops]

Her: [out of breath] You're amazingly cute, Finley. You're amazing. You're funny, smart, a bit of an idiot, spontaneous, and a work of art.

And I can't believe it but,-- I think I'm

Him: Don't say it

Her: --in love with food