Fun Facts About the Signs
Aries: That one thing they said... yeah. They weren't joking.
Taurus: You won't get your money back.
Gemini: They DO know the first thousand digits of pie you hater.
Cancer: They were born between June 22 and July 23.
Leo: You won't ever rock that outfit the same way they did.
Virgo: ISN'T a virgin. ;)
Libra: Doesn't have their life in order.
Scorpio: No, they did not do their homework.
Sagittarius: Kisses their mother with that mouth.
Capricorn: Likes that one emoji you hate.
Aquarius: Has that one song you hate stuck in their head.
Pisces: Secretly doesn't get what the fuss about pizza is. Thinks pizza is just pretty good and not uber-good. Probably likes olives, too.
