The daily life of shit

Mika

"Aye, brat wake up we're here." Levi said waking me up by flicking my nose.

I let out a groan, and woke up from my Oreo cookie coma. I had some crumbs on my shirt and a cookie in my hand.

"You look like one of those toddlers that tries to eat but sleeps instead." He chuckled

"Oh shut up...You didn't have to flick my nose... You could have just said wake up a shake my arm a bit" I grumbled

" Then where is the fun in that?" He said getting out of the car.

That rude troll...

" Anyway, you called me short to much within that car ride. That's your punishment." He said taking out my luggage out of the trunk

" So, now violence? I'm gonna tell uncle Erwin and his gonna scold the hell out of you with his eyebrows" I said

"Tsk, I'm not scared of that blonde hair giant." He grumbled closing the trunk

I got out of the car I hung on the car door and smirked at him. Displeasure spread across his face.

"Aye, we all know Erwin is the mama bird in this nest." I said which is true he cooks, yells, orders, cleans and listens... His Mama AF...well they all do those things...Erwin just has a special way of doing it...his like the
commander.

"And, What does that mean?" He asked

"Meaning his in charge." I said

"Hey! I'm in charge too!" He snapped

"I know." I said closing the door

The minute I do that the front door is wide open and to giant blonde men stand there smiling crazily. Shit...

"MIKA!!!!" They scream running towards me.

Shit...shit...shit there gonna crush me to my death...

I see the men running and shoving each other screaming

" I'M GONNA HUG MIKA FIRST EYEBROWS!"

*Shove*

"IN HELL YOU ARE!"

*Shove*

"MIKA!!!" They both screamed trembling me to the ground

"Oof " I said as I fell.

"OH SEE WHAT YOU DID EYEBROWS?! YOU BROKE HER!" Mike yelled

"NO, I DIDN'T YOU DID!" Erwin snapped back

"Uh... Uncle Erwin...Uncle Mike can you get off me?" I asked still laying on the ground

" OH SORRY MIKA!" They both yelled helping me up. My left hand in Mike's hand and my right hand in Erwin's. I'm up on my feet and they both smile at me with there arms wide open. They both hugged me on each side.

"Mikasa,I missed you!" They sang

"I miss you guys too" I giggled.

"I COOKED FOOD!" Erwin yelled

Ow...my ear...

"Good, I'm hungry" levi said pulling my suitcase behind him.

"DO NOT TOUCH THAT UNTIL MIKA PICKS FIRST! LITTLE MAN" Erwin screamed running after Levi but picking up one of my bags on the way.

"I missed ya, kid." Mike said side hugging me picking up another one of my bags

"I missed you too" I said

We walked in Erwin was holding Levi back from the food, by sitting on him...

"MIKA GETS FIRST PICK" He screamed.

"FINE GET YOUR ASS OFF ME THOUGH!" Levi groaned and yelled.

"I KNOWN YOU FOR HALF MY LIFE AND ONCE I GET UP YOU'LL HALL ASS TOWARDS THE FOOD! YOU FUCKING LIAR!" Erwin screamed

"FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU" Levi whined trying to wiggle out

"JUST STAY STILL" Erwin screamed

Levi laid there and groan in defeat

"Fucken giant pain in the ass..." Levi mumbled

" Shut up, I heard that you troll." Erwin said

" WHAT DID YOU CALL ME" Levi yelled

"Welcome home, kiddo" Mike said kissing the top of my head.

We chuckled and stared at their dispute.

"Were you there the whole fucking time?!" The troll exclaimed with annoyance

We laughed and nodded yes.

" YO, SHIT HEAD PICK YOUR FOOD FOR I CAN EAT!" Levi yelled

" don't call mika shit head, you shit head." Erwin said flicking his nose.

"Ow! Fuck you" the angry tiny man grumbled

HA! HE GOT NOSE FLICKED! KARMA IS A BITCH! HUH?!

I took out my phone and took a picture of the scene in front of me.

"YOU DIDN'T FUCKING TAKE A PICTURE, BRAT" Levi yelled trying to squirm out Erwin's butt.

Welcome home...

*comment if you think I should continue*