Normal + cheescake :3

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I have a dare frooooooooom

Toy-zoey~
I dare masky tooooooo ....give me cheescake,the yummy strawberry kind and for the rest of you try to be normal that means no killing! ^_^

Masky: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MYYYYY CHEESCAKE DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ITS MINE!

Hoodie: ahem *ours

Masky: no it's mine -.-

Hoodie: no it's OURRRRS I help out too ;-;

Masky: but it's still mine ;-;

Zoey: idc.. JUST GIMME THE CHEESCAKE

Masky: fine fine... But strawberry is my fav.. Can't you take the blueberry kind?

Me: ew nobody wants your blueberries Masky ...

Masky:... Wtf is that su-

Scar: JUST GIVE HER THE CHEESECAKE!

Masky: FINE why u gotta be so ruuuude..

Toby: don't chu know-

Hoodie: NO ITS ME AND MASKYS DUET NOT MASKY AND TOBY DUET! God.. Don't CHU know I'm human toooo~

Zoey: *le sigh* cheescake?

Masky: yas ._. *hands over cheescake sadly*

Zoey: thank you ^-^ *noms on cheesecake* now finish the rest of the dare..

Eyeless Jack: DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE???? If I don't kill I have no kidneys..

Jeff: you have 2 fridges of frozen kidneys...

Eyeless Jack: BUT THEY ARE SPOILED!

Jane: SO WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THEM?!!!?

Eyeless Jack: because I'm too lazy to clean it out ;-;

Ben: so that's why it always stinks in the basement...

Sally: ish fine I'm okie without killing! Clocky can we play with my dolls??

Clockwork: NO WE ARE TOO BUSY RANTING ABOUT KILLING!

Sally: b-but ..

Clockwork: NO!

Laughing Jill: I'll play with you Sally! *smiles*

Sally: n-no! You used your chainsaw and cut off Mary's head...

Laughing Jill: ... It was an accident?..

Sally: ... I'll just go play by myself.. *quickly skips away*

Laughing Jack: did you really have to chop off the poor girls dolls?

Laughing: SHE ISNT A POOR GIRL! She has a million...

Laughing Jack: ...mmmkay... Anywho what's it like being normal..?

Me: ME AND SCARLET CAN TEACH YA!

Scar: haven't you forgotten we are opposite from normal?

Me: ... But we don't kill..

Scar: .. Still..

Me: WE ARE THE MOST NORMAL IN THIS HOUSE!

CAELYN: but what about meeee?

Me:.. NVM SHE IS THE MOST NORMAL IN THE HOUSE!

CAELYN: :D so now I must teach you the techniques of being normal, first you sit on the couch

Ben: OMG wtf sitting on a couch this too much of a big step for me can we take this slower..

Jeff: you sound like we are about to ha-

Jane: JEFF HUSH NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT

Jeff: o rlly because when Ben-

Ben: JEFF SHUT UP! *hides in hat and curls in a ball*

Jeff: hehehehehheheheh.....

CAELYN: any who... Go sit on the couches or beanbags..

-everyone sits-

CAELYN: good now turn on the tv..

Ben: I KNOW HOW TO DO DIS!

Slender man: oh my goodness...

Pinkamena: BUT DIS IS BORING STUFF I WANNA THROW A PARTAY

CAELYN: no... Now turn it on

Ben: *turns on TV to dora*

CAELYN: now watch it while eating this..
*throws bags of chips*

-everyone nibbles on chips*

Toby: SHE IS SPEAKING WEIRDLY OMG WHATS GOING ON!!!!

Jane: This is a kids Spanish show Toby calm down..

Toby: Spanish.. That sounds... Mexican...

-everyone facepalms-

CAELYN: alright.. Now eat,sit, and watch, now your normal..

Jeff: *murders the tv* oops.. I HAVENT MURDERED SINCE 5 MINUTES DONT JUDGE ME

Toby: YOU MURDERED THE MEXICAN JEFF HOW DARE YOU!

Jeff: TOBY SHUT UP I MURDERED THE TV NOT DORA!

Toby: STOP INSULTING THE MEXICAN WITH THAT JAPANESE NAME!

Jeff: oh my god... I'm gonna murder you *slowly gets knife*

Zoey: NO NO MURDERING! *takes everyone's weapons*

-everyone has sad face-

Zoey: *burns weapons*

-everyone has ultra sad face-

Jane: :( fine......

-everyone has shut up silence-

Pinkamena: *breaks silence* WELL THIS IS BORING AND THIS CHAPTER IS DONE!

ADIOS!

Toby: Pinkamena Dora told not to speak that foul launguage...

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 23, 2015 ⏰

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