I have a dare frooooooooom
Toy-zoey~
I dare masky tooooooo ....give me cheescake,the yummy strawberry kind and for the rest of you try to be normal that means no killing! ^_^
Masky: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT MYYYYY CHEESCAKE DONT YOU UNDERSTAND ITS MINE!
Hoodie: ahem *ours
Masky: no it's mine -.-
Hoodie: no it's OURRRRS I help out too ;-;
Masky: but it's still mine ;-;
Zoey: idc.. JUST GIMME THE CHEESCAKE
Masky: fine fine... But strawberry is my fav.. Can't you take the blueberry kind?
Me: ew nobody wants your blueberries Masky ...
Masky:... Wtf is that su-
Scar: JUST GIVE HER THE CHEESECAKE!
Masky: FINE why u gotta be so ruuuude..
Toby: don't chu know-
Hoodie: NO ITS ME AND MASKYS DUET NOT MASKY AND TOBY DUET! God.. Don't CHU know I'm human toooo~
Zoey: *le sigh* cheescake?
Masky: yas ._. *hands over cheescake sadly*
Zoey: thank you ^-^ *noms on cheesecake* now finish the rest of the dare..
Eyeless Jack: DO YOU WANT ME TO STARVE???? If I don't kill I have no kidneys..
Jeff: you have 2 fridges of frozen kidneys...
Eyeless Jack: BUT THEY ARE SPOILED!
Jane: SO WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THEM?!!!?
Eyeless Jack: because I'm too lazy to clean it out ;-;
Ben: so that's why it always stinks in the basement...
Sally: ish fine I'm okie without killing! Clocky can we play with my dolls??
Clockwork: NO WE ARE TOO BUSY RANTING ABOUT KILLING!
Sally: b-but ..
Clockwork: NO!
Laughing Jill: I'll play with you Sally! *smiles*
Sally: n-no! You used your chainsaw and cut off Mary's head...
Laughing Jill: ... It was an accident?..
Sally: ... I'll just go play by myself.. *quickly skips away*
Laughing Jack: did you really have to chop off the poor girls dolls?
Laughing: SHE ISNT A POOR GIRL! She has a million...
Laughing Jack: ...mmmkay... Anywho what's it like being normal..?
Me: ME AND SCARLET CAN TEACH YA!
Scar: haven't you forgotten we are opposite from normal?
Me: ... But we don't kill..
Scar: .. Still..
Me: WE ARE THE MOST NORMAL IN THIS HOUSE!
CAELYN: but what about meeee?
Me:.. NVM SHE IS THE MOST NORMAL IN THE HOUSE!
CAELYN: :D so now I must teach you the techniques of being normal, first you sit on the couch
Ben: OMG wtf sitting on a couch this too much of a big step for me can we take this slower..
Jeff: you sound like we are about to ha-
Jane: JEFF HUSH NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
Jeff: o rlly because when Ben-
Ben: JEFF SHUT UP! *hides in hat and curls in a ball*
Jeff: hehehehehheheheh.....
CAELYN: any who... Go sit on the couches or beanbags..
-everyone sits-
CAELYN: good now turn on the tv..
Ben: I KNOW HOW TO DO DIS!
Slender man: oh my goodness...
Pinkamena: BUT DIS IS BORING STUFF I WANNA THROW A PARTAY
CAELYN: no... Now turn it on
Ben: *turns on TV to dora*
CAELYN: now watch it while eating this..
*throws bags of chips*
-everyone nibbles on chips*
Toby: SHE IS SPEAKING WEIRDLY OMG WHATS GOING ON!!!!
Jane: This is a kids Spanish show Toby calm down..
Toby: Spanish.. That sounds... Mexican...
-everyone facepalms-
CAELYN: alright.. Now eat,sit, and watch, now your normal..
Jeff: *murders the tv* oops.. I HAVENT MURDERED SINCE 5 MINUTES DONT JUDGE ME
Toby: YOU MURDERED THE MEXICAN JEFF HOW DARE YOU!
Jeff: TOBY SHUT UP I MURDERED THE TV NOT DORA!
Toby: STOP INSULTING THE MEXICAN WITH THAT JAPANESE NAME!
Jeff: oh my god... I'm gonna murder you *slowly gets knife*
Zoey: NO NO MURDERING! *takes everyone's weapons*
-everyone has sad face-
Zoey: *burns weapons*
-everyone has ultra sad face-
Jane: :( fine......
-everyone has shut up silence-
Pinkamena: *breaks silence* WELL THIS IS BORING AND THIS CHAPTER IS DONE!
ADIOS!
Toby: Pinkamena Dora told not to speak that foul launguage...
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