Marriage? Nope!

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Creepypasta3705: I dare Jeff to marry me or I will cut off his face and shove it up his butt

Jeff: Sorry, but im in the middle of a love triangle right now, soooooo............... BACK OFF BLOCKFACE! CUPCAKE IS MINE!

Me: Oooooooooooh! Chicas gonna be MAAAAAADDDD!!!! NOONE TOUCHES HER CUPCAKE!

Herobrine: Pinka is mine. FOEVEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinkamena: I personally like Jeff sooooooooooo......,...............

Me: Too bad, I ship PinkaBrine!!!!!!!.........?

Me: And too bad, Faith! I will do the honors!

Me: Sorry, Jeffy!!!! <3 *cuts off his ear* Eh, its not his face but........................

Me: OK, Jeff! Come to the bathroom with me!

Jeff: *screaming in pain*

Me: *drags Jeff to the bathroom and strips him* o_O (dat @$$ XD)

Me: *shoves ear up his butt* I'm gonna go wash my hand now...... *leaves

Faith: ;-;

Masky: *kisses Faith and runs away* IM A REBEL!

Echo: *magically appears* :O

Jeff: *traumatized AND missing an ear*

That was weird......... Anywayyyyyyyssss......... I have another oc! You can dare her too! Her name is Kaylee the yandere stalker! And I've just started watching someone play corpse party!!! Yay yay yay ayya yay!

Creepypasta truth or dare!Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora