How to irritate the Creepypastas!

Hah! Hah Jane! Hah!

Step one (1): Grab Jane and take her to Earth.

Step (2): Tell her your taking her to your house.

Step (3): when you arrive leave her out on the porch.

Step (4): bring your parent(s) out.

Step (5): say "at least MY/ONE parent(s) are alive.".

Step (6): listen to her response "fuck you Toby!".

Step (7): whatch her go the wrong way home.

Step (8): grab her arm and take her home cuz you feel bad now.

Step (9): apologize to Jane and give her a cupcake.