*Dan and Phil making out*
Dan (In between kisses): "Ph-Phil, there's something you don't know about me..."
Phil: (Also in between kisses): "I know everything about you baby, but what is it?"
Dan (Kissing Phil and whispering): "I'm actually..."
Phil: (Kissing Dan's neck): "Yeah babe?"
Dan (Screaming) "JOHN CENA!"
*Phil yelps and falls back*
Phil: "You...are a walking meme,"
Dan: "Of fucking course....Also... (Leans down and whispers in Phil's ear) " #DanTops."
Phil: "For fucks sake..."
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JustPhamilyThings (Dan, Phil and Dil oneshots)
RandomThese are unrelated stupid one shots, made up or based on vines, movies etc. CHARACTER LIST Do: Dil's Boyfriend Eliza: Dil's second ex Erica: Dil's first ex Preston: Dil's best mate
