Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria

First Night

If the video doesn't work, it's the Five Nights at Freddy's song by Rhett and Link.
Mike Schmidt's POV
I ignore the bad rumors surrounding the kids place, but worry lingers in the back of my mind. What if the rumors are true?
At quarter to twelve, I stand in front of the glass doors to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The security uniform is even lighter in the moonlight, and I nervously adjust my hat.
I walk down the dimly lit hall to my office. As soon as I sit down, the phone begins ringing. I push the button, and a voice recording begins playing.
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night." "I could die here!? What kind of place is this!?" I look at the cameras, and see that only two animatronics are on stage. I quickly locate Chica, who appears to have wandered into the party room. I switch to the Pirates Cove camera feed, and see that Foxy is peeking out between the curtains.
When I check back on the other animatronics, I notice that Bonnie is in the party room and Chica is now in the bathroom. Just as I switch off the cameras, I hear feet running down the hall. I slap the door button and as soon as the door shuts, Foxy bangs on the steel door. I sigh and check on Bonnie and Chica. Chica is approaching my office, and Bonnie is in Parts and Services. I unlock the left door and close the right door. I check on Foxy, who is hiding behind the curtains. "What time is it..." I look at the digital clock and sigh in relief. "It's almost six AM..." Bonnie leans in the door, and I close the door. Just as Chica leaves my window, the clock chimes six. "Made it through my first night!"
I call Fritz. "Made it through night one! I'll see you later, okay?" "See you later, Mikey." I sigh and reply, "Don't call me that." He laughs and hangs up.