John Cena walked over to Bill Nye's house. He could drive of course. But lately he wasn't feeling well and he thought it had something to do with Bill.
Bill was so perfect. His skin stayed scientifically ageless with each year. All the facts he spoke, it honestly turned John on. He was going to have what he wanted. He is John Cena after all.
John opened the door and steped inside Bill's house.
"JOHN CENA IS HERE." He screamed making sure Bill can hear.
"Scientifically, I suppose so." Bill says as he walks into the living room where John was.
John was going to take what was his..
"I forgot my swag hat last time I was here." Sure that was his. But that wasn't what he really wanted.
Bill raised an eyebrow as he reaches in a shelf taking the hat out and handing it to John. The atmosphere suddenly changed. It wasn't innocent anymore. It wasn't swaggy anymore.
John looked into the hat. There was a condom in it.
Bill winked. Suddenly John's right muscles made him want to do some biology.
"Teach me how to wrestle." Bill said.
Later they made love to John Cena's theme song on repeat.
