der diary,
its me wax liam and i lyke had a very waxy day.
firstith i went to wax zayns house and we had sex
secindith i went to wax harrys house and we had sex
thridith i went to wax nialls house and we had sex
fourthith i went to wax louis' house and we had sex
nothing unsual. thats my daily routine.
but something else happened 2day
i was rydin around town when des beautiful creatures showed up
and then i remembered they were my bandmates
oops
but then something else happened
i was walking down da street when and hit a curb
I PUT A DENT IN MY WAX FACE!!!!11!!!1!!!111
oops
den i went to da starbcks and got a coffee
den i went home and drank da coffee
den i took a bubble bath
den i went to sleeeeeep
day was me day 2day.
loveith,
wax liam.
