becoming your spirit animal

HOBO??? NOPE THATS CALUM

thank you me for the cover of this book, thank you 6am katie for inspiring me!!

lets begin!

i write in lowercase because i can yolo.

calum was playing with the tour dog RJ when you walked up to him, you asked for a picture but he just ignores you, you think it's just because he can't hear you because he's got earphones in so you tap his shoulder a couple times until he finally turned around and said FUCKIN HELL MICHELLE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!!!! he realizes it isn't mimi, he quickly apologize before throwing RJ at you and screaming BITCH NOW YOU GOT RABIS! before running away into the sunset, leaving you to die with RJ foaming at the mouth in your hands. RJ's teeth sink into your neck as you scream in agony.

you wake to find yourself not dead (duh) but A DOG!!! you find calum sleeping in the gus bus with mimi all cuddle up so you bite both them and they become cute little zombie dogs

you all die 2 days later because you all have rabis

THE END