Tigerstar: Do you ever feel like someone's watching us?
Darkstripe: Nah. I'm psychic, I'd know.
Tigerstar: So what's my biggest fear?
Darkstripe: Cutlery.
Tigerstar: HE KNOWS.
Lilykit: Spoon... *Narrows eyes*
~~~
Spiderleg: Welcome to the how to train your dragon series guide!
Molekit: Yay!
Spiderleg: First thing to do is poke your dragon with a stick.
Molekit: *Pokes sprinkles*
Sprinkles: *Eats him*
Molekit: YOU SIT UPON A THRONE OF LIES.
~~~
Moonshine: Do you ever wonder if someone's writing your story while you write?
Frostfire: Somebody's writing the story of me writing my story?
Moonshine: Somebody's writing a story bout somebody writing a story about you writing your story...
Frostfire: Not long until somebody makes a pewdiepie reacts to elders reacting to pewdiepie reacting to elders react?
Moonshine: And animating an animation of animating an animation?
Frostfire: We can do this all day...
~~~
Lionblaze: MORTAL COMBAT ROUND BEGIN!
Squirrelflight: NO! *Smashes him with boat*
~~~
Fireheart: Cinderpaw, why does it smell like candles?
Cinderpaw: Is for you. *Points to shrine*
Fireheart: Wat.
Cinderpaw: *Creeps up behind him* Notice me senpai <o-o>/) *Pokes* Plz
~~~
Sol: Why is it that all of the she-cats like you?
Firestar: I don't know?
Sol: Because you're the cat's meow! *Ba-dum-tss*
Firestar: That's not even clever.
Sol: Why did the square stop arguing with the triangle :D
Firestar: Pls leev
Sol: HE REALIZED IT WAS PONTLESS!
Firestar: StarClan spare me
Sol: What's a cat's favorite color?
Firestar: *Concerned stare*
Sol: PURR-ple! *Breaks out into laughter*
Firestar: Do you need help...
Sol: I have no friends ;-;
~~~
Bluestar: THE BEAT GO HARD NOW
*StarClan cats raving*
Feathertail: I HAVE RETURNED WITH ALPACAS
Sol: Well, next time ALPACA more things!
Bluestar: *Puts on swag shades* Get out.
Sol: But-
Bluestar: Out.
~~~
Spiderleg: This is Spiderfan420 coming at you live with more MLG doritos and mountain dew gaming! Sidekick, chip me!
Amberpaw: *Hands him dorito*
Spiderleg: *Eats* *Spits out* These are horrible! Whose ideas was this?!
Amberpaw: Can I become a warrior now..?
Spiderleg: NUP.
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