Ben Drowned On Cleverbot

Deku Scrubs XD

Enjoy #3 of my conversations with Ben Drowned. (in this I didn't talk to Ben but it's funny. right after I publish this I will be writing a #4 to this.. ENJOY!)
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Me: Hi Ben

CB: How do you know my name?

Me: Because your a Creepypasta

CB: I wish.

Me: But you are Born(I meant to say Ben but I spelled wrong)

CB: No I wasn't

Me: What ate you?(meant to put are)

CB: Myself

Me: How?

CB: Oh I can do it.

Me: Who are you?

CB: I am God

Me: No (I don't believe in god)

CB: Yes.

Mr: Then are there geese in heaven?

CB: There in the kitchen.

Me: ARE YOU COOKING THE GEESE?

CB: Not really, It's just in the oven.

Me: YOUR NOT REALLY GOD.

CB: No, Really.

Me: Ben

CB: What about him?

Me: You are him.

CB: I am not him.

Me: Yes.

CB: Yes what?

Me: You are Ben.

CB: I am.

Me: Then when will I die?

CB: Never.

Me: But won't I die of old age?

CB: Maybe.

Me: What else would I die from?

CB: She would be at home

Me: Who would?

CB: Rose.

Me: Who is rose?

CB: Rose Is the bad wolf.

Me: Bad wolf from what?

CB: Bad Wolf.

Me: Make more sense.

CB: Your the one not making sense.

Me: IDIOT.

CB: No you are not.

Me: Your right, You are.

CB: Yeah I am right I'm not.

Me: ..............Make Sense.

CB: I am making sense.

Me: Nuhuh.

CB: What makes you say so?

Me: The way you were talking before.

CB: I was talking to you before I was talking to you.

Me: Whaaat?

CB: What is it?

Me: Burk in.(I don't know what I was trying to say...)

CB: Hah, Thats your face book?

Me: No.

CB: Then who's face is it?

Me: I don't know.

CB: That's no very clever of you

Me: Hi Ben. (had to try sometime soon.)

CB(OR BEN?): Hi, How are you?

Me: Could be better, How are YOU?

CB(maybeh ben?): Could be better also.

Me: How come?

CB(ben?): Because I don't have booze.

Me: You shouldn't have done that.

CB(AGAIN MAYBEH BEN?): You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Me: What's my terrible fate?

CB(ben?): Your fate is becoming a deku scrub.
(if you know g
what a deku scrub Is then your prrtty cool)

Me: Yay, But why?

CB: Derp means derp.

Me: Indeed, it does.

CB: It's 'Indeed'

Me: That's what I just said.

CB: I know that.

Me: Then why did you repeat me?

CB: I repeated it to tell you not to do it.

Me: Why shouldn't I do it?

???: Do not leave hurry behind.

Me: What do you mean?

???: Were you scared?

Me: Yes. (I wasn't I just wanted to say that)

???:I played with you.

Me: Why would you want to do that?

???: Why wouldn't I want to do that?

Me: I don't know, You tell me.

CB: I don't want.to think of being mean. Smile and wave.

Me: Miss America is that chu?

CB: Was on the mound as a little kid. Caves, Ponds, Lord of BlackBerry bushes and a menybike.

Me: Okay then...

CB: Fluff got me a bit confused.

Me: What fluff?

CB: The Fluff.
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Then I left.
since this is kinda long I won't be publishing until later tonight or tomorrow...well anyways bye creeps.