Episode 2
Once, a long-
AS HELL-
SHUT UP, I'M TELLING THE STORY! Ahem, A long time ago, before any
countries-
BEFORE MY GORGEOUS GRANDCHILDREN-
QUIET! Ugh. Anyways, before there were any people-
Surround yourself with people, for they-
STOP! NOW!*sigh* Before industrialization and civilization-
You mean nothing to curl my hair with?!
...
Uh sis I don't think you should have interrupted her
*sigh*Before-
WE GET IT! MOVE ON!
YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE JUST TELL THE STORY OF OUR MOTHER THE WAY YOU WANT TO! OKAY?!
*storms away*
Yeesh, what's Europe's problem?
And that, kids, is why the continents aren't allowed to tell the history stories
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Now, foreal this this time, a long time ago, there was only one continent in the world. Her name was Pangea. She was the first continent/country and was made up of every continent in the world (the time where everyone was one with Russia😂). She had all of the land and resources she needed right in her home. But after Continental Drift she just disappeared and thus THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! Haha, no. The continents were born and Pangea was never seen again. Well, she does break the law of physics and appear to her children at times, though...
*South America is in looking in her mirror, trying to curl her hair with her curling wand*
*a figure appears behind her*
"Hey, sweetie!"
*South America physically jumps and burns her ear*
"MADRE! *Spanish curse words*[1]"
"Hahaha, just walk it off, hon! It'll go away eventually!" Pangea nervously laughed
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Meet Africa
Though this large continent has very deep and old culture, she has the youngest population among all the other continents.
"Oh, hello grandmother. How are you?" Egypt asked
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." Africa answered
"Ah, I'm feeling fine as well." Egypt replied
Africa also likes to only answer in random quotes that are pointless to the situation.
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"All right! Time to go to Europe house now~" Asia said excitedly
Every once in a while,
Asia likes to go over to
Europe's house, just to
Compare herself to the
Smaller continents.
[LATER]
"Hello, Asia. It's nice to see you again." Europe greeted
"Same to you!"
"Are you staying for dinner, because I was just about to go and get some ice from the store. I ran out." Europe explained
"Yea, I stay for dinner. You go get ice. I stay here, okay?" Asia offered
"Um, okay, just stay out of my room. I still need to clean it up."
"Who you take me for, North America? Of course I won't go in your room! Now hurry, it's rude to keep guest waiting." Asia shooed Europe out the door
"Um, okay, bye-" Asia shut the door in her face
"Now to snoop around her room!" Asia whisper shouted to herself
She ran around Europe's house, trying to find her room. After a couple of minutes run around aimlessly, Asia finally came to Europe's room.
"It is about time! Her house is maze, I swear!" Asia huffed
Asia opened the door and saw that Europe's room wasn't all that messy. In fact, it was pretty clean. Asia walked right over to the shelves and dresser. Both were littered with pictures of Europe's countries when they were growing up, along with pictures oh her deceased countries and empires.
"Pfft, there no way Europe better grandma than me! You can never trust pictures anyway."
Asia walks over to Europe's bed. Europe had a yellow canopy bed, with her faded quilt and sheets all over the bed. She feels around the pillows, to find Europe's Diary. Asia quickly flips it open and gasps at what she reads...
TO BE CONTINUED (maybe)
*cue Marukaite Chikyuu*
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Hey guys! Sorry I took so long, I honestly forgot about it😅😅. And no I haven't forgotten about my TMNT story, I just kinda have a small writers block.
*Now, I won't be saying anything in other languages! Sorry, but I can't speak any other language fluently(except for small words and phrases) and I don't trust Google translate. Ya feel meh?
But anyway, I don't own Hetalia, Papa Hima does. I only own my ocs, Kay?
M'kay Sayōnara,
😘
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