Celebrity Burn Book

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*Song Starts*

The bottom feels awful compared to the top?
Doesn't it, 50?

(Chorus)

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

/First Part\

(Lily Allen) In the summertime, we waiting for a new single
But it doesn't because you've pretty much been trying to raise some kids and only getting work writing jingles.

(Eminem) It's funny how all the women in your life became sluts. I guess cause no one thought you were attractive enough.

(Nicki Minaj) You think you're so cool dissing people like Lil Kim. I don't like them either but in a couple your going to look like them.

(Mariah Carey) Maybe you should stop eating cakes-a. Because everytime you walk around the ground shakes

(Nash Grier) It ain't my fault nobody likes you. It was your decision to look like a Quaker.

(Fetty Wap) Who told you that you're gangster?

(50 Cent) Everyone's mad when their paper don't stack right. You'd have personal experience with this plight.

(Kylie Jenner) When you sweat, it looks like you ran a Color Run. It looks like wax (homie I'm just holding, holding)

(Drake) Even on your hard "diss track", you sound like Amy Winehouse without her crack. (Blitch sounds wack)

(Chorus)

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

(All Time Low) Chubby gay white girls love y'all, because you're all that. Idk why; you're songs are like something that blink-182 shat.

(Eminem 2) And when it comes to hot girls, you know you ain't got none. How can you looking like a wrinkled hot dog bun...

(Mama June) No one wants to see you with your clothes off. You look like a recliner chair but ten times more soft.

(Miley Cyrus) Idk why you're beefing with Nicki Minaj when she's relevant and you're just a desert mirage.

(Snoop Dogg) You were a pimp mane, and now you're just the featured artist on everything that's been plain.

(Iggy Azalea) I bet you bring lingeries with you on first dates. I think that how you keep such high rates.

(Dan and Phil) And don't watch these people unless you potentially want to be sucked in a cult mane.

(Pierce The Veil/SWS) You can't sing. You sound like someone's squeezing your throat, just stop trying. (Still holding, holding)

(50 Cent II) Oh shlit, mane. The store manager saw you take those Snickers. And you've stolen, stolen, stolen...

ZoeTheHalfrican , you's a window shopper. We all mad at you, you know why (bc you don't update😭)

highonmarshall , you's a window shopper. Tryna spam us with votes like you're on a cruise and we in a boat

@thebiterphobia, you's a window shopper. In Krogers, tryna buy yourself  some new clothes.

reignofshady , you's a window shopper, leaving us hanging for a month, girl that's low...

(Kk, this took like an hour and I hope it wasn't too atrocious. Thanks to everyone who's supported me throughout this book. It's been a blast and here's to 100 more!

✖️ Supports Go Out To ✖️

😈The Squad😈

reignofshady (Essie)
rookiem (Rokita)
ZoeTheHalfrican (Zoe)

And:
xx_Mockingbird_xx
KenMathers
highonmarshall

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