So me and Gemma sat in the office all day and did work and answered the phones.I mean today was pretty fucking boring.
Gemma: listen I know you don't like weed but will you please just smoke this with me?
Me: ok but this is the absolute last time gem
Gemma: what ever you say
Me: I'm forreal we have been getting tore up from the floor up for the past three days
Gemma: its been boring and its the only fun we have
Me: touché
She lite the blunt and got a few good hits and handed it to me.I took a few hits and pasted it back.
We wasn't even half way through the blunt and could barely grab the blunt.
But the party was interrupted by the one and only ........clay
Clay: gem god damn its a hot box in here
Me: oopies we done for life as we know it will belong to Chinese people
Clay: what the fuck are you talking about lex
Me: I'm telling you if we didn't stop the Chinese like we did back then. All us white people would have been writing and speaking Chinese.
Gemma: damn right showed those slant eyed fuckers
Clay: ok gemma I'm gonna go close shop for the meeting and you two better be inside in five -
Me and gemma raced inside and sat down.
Jax: I could smell you a mile away
Me: shhhh we are in deep shit cause while clay was talking we ran out the door
Gemma: what was you saying
Me: ummm shit I think we were saying something about Chinese food I don't know anymore.....ohh damn peace and love brudda
Clay slammed the door and growls at me and gemma
Me: whatever you found it was gemma
Gemma: I did not hide my vibrator in my office
Me: or did you
Gemma: no cause its in my purse
Jax: the fuck mom.....lex what are you teaching my mom
Me: hey woah....woah what we say men should not know ok
Clay: church time let's go
The men emptied the room and we busted out laughing.that was hil-fucking - larious
Happys pov
Clay: tig no more weed for Gemma and lex
Tig: ight clay
Me: and why do you give to her in the first place
Tig: have you seen the knife she carries around?
Me: no why
Tig: when she threats to cut your balls off and shove the in your eyeholes and put you eyes in your balls sack.....then come to me asking why I give that woman what she wants
Clay: ok let's get down to business.... We have a shipment coming in and we half to keep our eyes open ok
Jax: alright clay
Clay: anything else
Tig: nope
Clay: church dismissed
And he banged the Gravle and we were dismissed. We hear a glass break and some screams.
We run in to see some myans holding gem and let at gun point.
Clay: what are myans doing in charming?
Myan: we were sent to give you a message
Clay: please tell
Then two gun shots rang our ears as they shoot gem and lex in the leg.they took off and we didn't bother with them.we were more worried about gem and lex.
Clay: goddamn them myans got this coming
Happy: damn right clay
Chibs: we've got to get'em to a hospital fast yeah
The myans better hope I give a little mercy or they will fucking die
Sorry took so long to upload.....had a little bit of writers block....well enjoy readers
XOXO❤❤❤❤❤
