Dare by: LeihSolidad
Indonesia and Malaysia: Piri!
Me: Hi!
Indonesia: Come on, we're gonna be late for class!
Me: Uh-
Malaysia: We're already tardy for two days in a row, so we can't be this time!
Me: Um... I'm sorry, but... er, do I know you?
Indonesia: This is no time to be joking, Maria!
Malaysia: WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!
Me: I honestly don't know who you guys are...
Malaysia: We're your sisters! Have you forgotten about that?
Me: ....
.
.
.
...Sorry but I really don't know you.
Indonesia: Maria
I'm serious
Malaysia: *whispers* We really are late! This is no time to act like you don't know us! Besides, we already know anyway!
Me: oh
SORRY OMFG LET'S GO NOW
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Canada: U-um... hi, Philippines.
Me: *closes locker* Oh, hello.
Canada: I-I know you're in love with my brother and all, b-but I-I just can't help but- Ugh! I like you, o-okay?
Me: ...
Who's your brother?
Canada: W-wha...
Me: Anyway, I'll see you later, Cana- I mean... random guy I don't know!
Canada: Great. Now even Philippines doesn't notice me.... oh! Indonesia! Malaysia!
Indonesia: Hey!
Malaysia: ...Who are you again? *scratches head*
Canada: That... doesn't matter. You're Piri's sisters, right?
Malaysia: Yes, but I don't know what Piri thinks.
Indonesia: She's pretending to be-
Malaysia: *covers Indonesia's mouth*
Canada: Be what?
Indonesia and Malaysia: NOTHING! *grins*
+++
Japan: PIRI!
Me: Hiii!
Japan: I JUST REALIZED WHAT I DID TO YOU IN WORLD WAR II
I AM
SO
SO
SO
SO
SORRY
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Me: Of course I forgive you!
...What did you do to me?
And what's World War II?
Japan: *speechless*
+++
Spain: MARIA MY PRECIOUS HOW ARE YOU???
Me: More like,
Who are you?
Spain: Your crush
Me: I'm serious... who are you?
Spain: Haha, I was joking at that part and- what... you don't remember me? We've been together for like, THREE CENTURIES!
Me: who
dafuq
areu
Spain: DIOS MIO
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America: Hey! Babe! Maria! You wanna hang at my house for a while?
Me: who are you
why are you calling me your babe
i'm not your girlfriend
oh my gawd
GET AWAY FROM ME
America: I'M YOUR HERO HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER ME
Me: I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DAFUQ YOU ARE
SO JUST
GO
OHMYGAWD
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Ask or Dare Philippines (Book 2)
RandomThis is the second book of Ask or Dare Philippines, since the maximum of chapters is 200 and the first book has already reached that limit.
