South Park: A Book To Piss Off The Fandom (COMPLETED)

More style fanfiction

There's so much more

1: emotional Kyle

2: over protective Stan

3: jealousy

4: Kyle scared of his parents

5: Kyle is weak

6: Kyle is innocent

7: Stan is a bully

&: Kyle is getting bullied

9: the relationship has literally no arguments inside of it..

10: seme Stan

11: uke Kyle

12: can Kyle not top at least once fandom?

13: never mind, I'm trash for uke Kyle

14: description of every cliche style fanfic:
Stan loves Kyle but Kyle doesn't know it, what will happen when Kyle finds out?

15: I will never read a story that has a description like that..

16: when the writer runs out of ideas for the story, they put that Stan or Kyle cut themselves

17: KYLE. IS. NOT. SUICIDAL. BECAUSE. OF. HIS. GAYNESS

18: just think how amazing it would be if Kyle embraced his gayness unlike he does in every other story. Imagine if he didn't let people call him fag and he snapped back at them with smart, sassy insults

19: great.. I now don't know what to put since I'm now just thinning of Kyle with his hands on his hips sassing Clyde, Cartman or Craig's Dad about how great gays are for humanity.

Well, that's it then. Sassy Kyle is forever in my brain..

Only the cliche fanfics were harmed in the making of this chapter