Shippo Presents: A Rant On Naruto FanFics

Thoughts/Crack Things I Think About.

Let's go by character, shall we?

Naruto-

I feel like he would be the guy everyone has on Snapchat cause he goes on crazy ass adventures and his story is like 400 seconds long.

He probably takes ella selfies on other people's phones.

His Instagram is probably stupid shit and him on the football field. Or of him and his friends goofing off. Somewhere on there, is a video of Sasuke twerking to Panic! At the Disco.

His sex is probably a 9/10 on how good it is tbh. I mean ask Hinata. She's got two kids by him.

He works at McDonalds and is always eating fries and chicken nuggets from his pockets.

I feel like he would always be the kid in the back of the class that says "Deez Nutz" when the teacher asks him a question.

"What'd you get for number 4?"

"Deez Nutz."

And Kiba would be the one that said: "Aha! Got eem!"

It only works when they have the same class or they're hanging out.

His most played song is probably something by Beyoncé.

Sasuke-

He gets hella bitches. Hella

Like tbh I feel like he wouldn't actually have sex but he would just get BJ's all the time.

But I mean ayyyyeeeee Sakura AMIRITE?!

He probably smokes weed and skateboards. Like he'd be THAT kid. Not emo, but alternative.

He works at Hot Topic or Zumies at the local mall.

His most recently played song is something by Kanye West.

His snapchat is literally just selfies. I know you guys have at least ONE person as your friend on Snap like that.

His Instagram is probably just shirtless selfies with emojis. Like imagine him in a baseball uniform or something looking sexy and the caption is just:

"Game day 😈💪👅🔥"

And he gets like 400 likes with 283 thirst comments.

I feel like he'd say "SKURT" to people a lot. Mostly Naruto.

"Hey bro wanna go-"
"SKURT."

Kiba-

His snapchat is him fucking around with his dogs, Hana and annoying his mom until she hits him.

"Hey mom? Can you do a spilt on tha dick?"
"Kiba I'll fucking punch you in the throat."

Or when she's on the phone he'd be like:

"Mom shut tha fuck up,"
"There better be a ghost on this room named mom you little shit. I'll fucking punch you in the throat."

Probably twerks in his free time.

His Instagram is like regular I guess. Mostly him being a gangsta. I feel like when he's hanging out with people the caption would be:

"Gang gang 🔫💯😈💸"

His sex game is hella strong. Hella

He probably smokes hella weed tbh.

He plays basketball and football.

Probably works at PetCo stocking things and cleaning out the lizard cage.

Besides him saying "got eem" I feel like he's be like: