Aries: Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up
Taurus: Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack
Gemini: Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them
Cancer: Isn't allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon
Leo: Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man
Virgo: Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside
Libra: Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days
Scorpio: Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face
Sagittarius: *Accidently* chops it in half, kicks it, and throws it at neighbors car
Capricorn: Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them
Aquarius: Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they're under appreciated
Pisces: Carves it in early October, gets upset when it rots before Halloween night
