Carving Pumpkins

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Aries: Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit up

Taurus: Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snack

Gemini: Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of them

Cancer: Isn't allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon

Leo: Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin man

Virgo: Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle inside

Libra: Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few days

Scorpio: Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary face

Sagittarius: *Accidently* chops it in half, kicks it, and throws it at neighbors car

Capricorn: Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused them

Aquarius: Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they're under appreciated

Pisces: Carves it in early October, gets upset when it rots before Halloween night

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