Drunk - Yoyre the sweetest candything in all of theuniverse
Girlfriend - Jason, are you drunk?
Drunk - Would you arrest me rif i wass?
Girlfriend - No sir
Drunk - You arw so polite
Girlfriend - Well thank you. So, how much have you had to drink?
Drunk - A baby and half a donzen babies.
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HumorJust some funny texts. Some of them are mine, some of them are not. RECOGNITION TO ALL!
