Finding Jeff

Chapter 5: 5th Chapter

A dived into the water picked up Jeff, putting him next to the pond, but not right before he bitch slapped me.

" I can't swim you asshole! "

"Ya but you can't breave aswell"

"... A rock's greatest fear is water, we sink like a sub and its cold down there, not to mention the moss that grows on you if you stay there for a while euw!"

"lol don't worry, I got your back brotha"

"Just warn me next time bro"

"Noted"

I was refreshed and hydrated, I gathered wood made a fire ( I'm not going to say how, Jeff didn't want me to tell because he was "used" making the fire, and he's embarrassed)

I got coconuts aswell using Jeff ( lets just say Jeff is a nice rock to throw around), I managed to knock down 4 coconuts.

But we all know coconuts are not going to make me full, all I could think about was steak. So I thought to myself if I was a buck and there was a human with a rock in my territory, where whould I hide???

I made a spear out of the branches of the bushes, took some grass covered it with coconut oil covered myself with leaves and rolled in the mud next to the puddle, I putted the grass pile on the ground, layed 1,5 meters away from it, covered myself even more with sand and layed and waited for my pray to approach.

[Ok 1st I don't know if coconut oil will attract a buck but in this story a buck is crazy for it]

I waited and waited, I could here Jeff at the camp site partying, he's going to have babalas in the morning (coconut oil is like vodka for rocks so ya)

Suddenly I heard a twig broke in the distance, something touched my leg, but I remained still, it touched my ass and then my lower back.

It felt like paws walking on me, it came to my back and stopped, it just stood there, then it pulled my hair, bitting it and tearing at it, I screamed and jumped up, when I turned around a bunny was laying there stunned on the ground, I gave a poor defenseless bunny a heart attack!

I highfived myself.
That will have to do!

I skinned it, and did all the nessary shit, and braaid it, Jeff didn't want he doesn't like rabbit, it tasted exactly like chicken, just totally diffrent...

I tucked Jeff in and said good night, I also decided to catch some sleep and dozed of under the stars with a warm fire next to me.

_deunitnoc eb oT_