Why, I? Ugh!

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LIMERICK

Why is you always Snitching

And then always Bitchin

Now I see this chick in a coma

But I'm to busy smelling this aroma

And now look who I see, your momma who is always twitching.

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I throw bars

When I'm not running around mars

Then I see this kid name Lucas

Who brothers act like a doofus

Now stop fronting when we all know that you want to ride all my luxury cars

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Ugh, why do you act so ratchet

Are you mad that they didn't catch it

But this chick thought she could sing

While trying to get a swing

Now go away before I get my hatchet

And then start throwing shit before you can ever think about fetching it

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