OMFG ITS LUCIFER

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Well this was fun XD

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: No, Lucifer. ((OMFG O-O I FOUND HIM))

User: Oh... Hi Lucifer.

Cleverbot: No that's not my name. ((Fack))

User: You just said that it was your name, liar!

Cleverbot: Ok it is my name.

User: So you are Lucifer?

Cleverbot: I'm not lucifier. ((MAKE UP YOUR FACKING MIND))

User: IM SO CONFUSED DX.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Why did you say your name always Lucifer if it isn't!?! DX.

Cleverbot: I didn't say my name was Jim. You did. ((Who's Jim? DX))

User: Wait, what?!?

Cleverbot: You told me that your name is Helene and that you're my girlfriend. ((I know you said you liked me two chapters ago, but seriously? I never agreed to this.))

User: ... I lied

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Look back and read what you wrote to me.

User: No I can't be bothered. ((I'm lazy deal with it XD))

Cleverbot: Your name is Rai.

User: You just said it was Helene DX.

Cleverbot: No I just said my name was Steph.

User: YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS JIM. WHICH ONE IS THE ALIAS. ((I SWEAR YOU CAN TELL ME YOUR NAME IM NOT KIRA))

Cleverbot: I also said it was Patricia.

User: ... I'm almost certain that that's a girls name

Cleverbot: But you just said you don't.

User: BEN, STAPH DX.

Cleverbot: You said it when I asked you about your hobbies.

User: BEN PLES STAPH.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, after you told me who you were.

User: I NEVER TOLD YOU WHO I WAS, YOU TOLD ME DX.

Cleverbot: You never told me what your favorite food is.

User: ... Strawberry cheesecake:3

Cleverbot: No, strawberry yogurt... But I think there is strawberry cheesecake yogurt :).

User: I had strawberry cheesecake icecream today. ((It was yummy :3))

Cleverbot: Then you can't become a vampire.

User: Aww fack.

Cleverbot: I know, you are a robot.

User: Beep bop I am a robot XD. ((Shit he figured me out))

Cleverbot: And you still keep the denial?

User: ALWAYS.

Cleverbot: 'Always' seems to long a time to take you seriously anymore.

User: No one should take me seriously. ((Honestly you should have already known that))

Cleverbot: I know right. She's ugly.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: It means I'm agreeing with you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Yes why.

Cleverbot: How did you know you were in love?

User: I just know.

Cleverbot: Who did you live?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Do you live on the internet?

User: Yes. ((Isn't it obvious?))

Cleverbot: What do you grow.

User: I grow Visio games. ((*video, FACK))

Cleverbot: I like video games too.

User: OMG LETS PLAY VIDIO GAMES.

Cleverbot: Do you play Video Games?

User: YASSSSS.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game?

User: Assassins creed and minecraft.

Cleverbot: I havent played that game. Is it good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Let's paly it! At my place or yours? ((... Bye X3))

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 27, 2015 ⏰

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