Introduction Part 1

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Mark: Helloooo everybody my name is-

Jack: Wapsh! Wapsh! Top a' the morning to you laddies! I'm Jack and this is Mark! We're here to answer your questions and do your dares!

Billy: Don't forget about usss!" he screams.

Jack: SCREW YOU BILLY! 

Billy gets punched in the face by Jack. Billy whimpers.

Hey, don't hurt my slave. Anti says calmly.

You're amused? So am I. Dark says, observing. 

Me: Okayyy. Ask these losers anything and if its not directed at anyone everyone including me will answer. For now, my question. Guys, are you ready to get dared a lot of random shit maybe including kissing each other?

They look at each other.

Jack: Fuck! Not septiplier. I don't want to kiss myself either!

All except Jack and Me: Hey!

Me: Please no Pikaplier, Or Septipika. I will NOT do that.

Evil Me: I'll force you.

Me: Nooo!

Everyone stares.

Everyone except me: That's mean. Do you not like us?

Me: I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU GUYS.

Mark: Can't wait to get the dares.

Everyone: Yeah. Sure, Mark.

Me: Whatever, BYE FOR NOW!


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