It's the day after Frodo's 18th birthday, and Gandalf the Pussy Destroyer and Frodo were still kinda buzzed from all that ale they had. Fro, our man with a plan, was like, "Why the fuck do I live in the most boring ass place in all of Middle Earth I mean god damn there's nothing to do but milk all these cows what the fuck." And the great and powerful almighty Gandalf the Grey was like, "Bruh, I'm high as fuck off this pipe weed, let go to the shady underground strip club they have near here."
So on the went, toward the torchlit sign that said Hobble Bitties.
"Idk bruh I've never been to a strip club before." Frodo mumbled.
Gandalf the Nice Assed watched Frodo's salmon-coloured lips tremble for a moment, contemplating his decision.
"If you don't want to stay, we'll leave. But you'll never know until you try."
As Frodo gazed into Gandalf's piercing grey eyes, crinkled with light-heartedness, the only thing that was running through his mind was one word, daddy . He was no longer afraid. They entered the seedy club together, nervous and excited for all the T&A.
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Boys Day Out
RandomFrodo and Gandalf go on an adventure, and learn some things along the way! I don't own Lord of the Rings, don't be a fucking idiot.
