Aries: There are no seat belts on this death machine
Taurus: that's because... I ATE THEM! DUN DUN DAHHHH
Gemini: such a surprise. Sit back down Taurus
Cancer: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS *kills bus driver and takes over*
Leo: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus *covers face with a mask*
Virgo: lmfao you go cancer show him who's boss
Libra: *kicks window down* SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS *jumps out for no apparent reason*
Scorpio: finally the trash took itself out
Sagittarius: lmfao I'm coming libra *jumps out the window too*
Capricorn: *is in a private jet* PEASANTS
Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Pisces: guys, I think this is illegal
