Drunk! Norway x Reader Complaints.

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You lay on your sofa, a lot how a cat would lie.

You. Where. Bored.

Your friends, the Nordics, where all, strangely, going out to the bar.

Now, why strangely? Well..
1. Lukas isn't one for drinking alcohol.
2. Neither is Emil.

You where close to sleeping when your phone practically explode with vibrations.

"Cant be bothered.." You mumbled to yourself.

The vibrations continued the more you ignored it.

With a groan you slid your lock screen away and checked your texts.

tino: 23 messages
Berwald 2 messages

Berwald was going to be your first choice, less reading.

Berwald- hello, (y/n)
Berwald- answer Tino

"Really?" You asked your phone.

So you went to Tino's name.

The first messages consisted a lot of Finnish words, you never understood, then gradually went to english.
What did it say? Just that help was needed down at the bar.

No surprises there.

You finally found yourself at the bar doors, you pushed the oak doors open to see all hell break loose.

Only the 5 Nordics where there, and the odd bartender.

Tino with a worried look, Emil texting probably Leon, Berwald trying his best to comfort the Finn, then you should see Lukas telling off Mathias.

No, this time it was Mathias telling off Lukas.

"This is new" you pointed out.

"Im so glad your here!" Tino ran over to you. "Lukas took a drink of Mathias' drink instead of his own!" Tino's panicked voice rang through your ears.

You nodded in understanding.

"So I'm here because.."

"So you take Lukas to his house" Emil said before Tino could open his mouth.

"What? Why me?" You asked confused.

"Because we have to deal with one drunk Nordic already" Berwald found his way in the conversation.

"But you said Lukas took Mathias' drink"

"It wont stop the dane from getting more" Emil looked up from his phone.

"True"

So now you had an absolutely wasted Norwegian in your passenger seat.

"Why-why does my curl float?" Lukas asked you, tugging on his said curl.

"It represents Norway's fjords" you sigh.

"Oohhh" was the reply back.

"Hey.. You know Mathias?"

"Yes..?"

"He tries to.." Lukas mumbled.

"Tries to..?"

"To take your precious heart, but its meant for me!"

"What are yo-"

"I mean i cant help that I'm shy, or-or just find it hard to show my true feelings, you know how hard that is? Bruh!"

"Bruh?"

"Your so pretty.." He leaned closer to your face with wide eyes.

"Like, your so pretty"

You cleared your throat, drunk Lukas is a weird Lukas.

"I like coffee" he states looking out the window.

"Oh okay"

"Why do you never notice me?"

"What?"

"Senpai, notice me" he slurred.

"What on-"

"Sshhh.."

You giggled.

"Why- why are you laughing?" He whimpered. "Is it m-my face?" He started to feel his cheeks, eyes tearing up.

"N-no, you just make me laugh! D-don't cry"

He nodded then started laughing to himself, this time tears of laughter in his eyes.

"What are you laughing at?" You smile.

"Haha.. Im dizzy" he said with his hands in the air.

"Because you are drunk" you sigh.

"Huh?" He said pressing the radio buttons.

Then 'what does the fox say' started playing.
Lukas had always said he hated this song but.. Right now he was grinning madly.

"I LOVE this song" he said turning the volume up.

"RINGDINGRINGDING" he sang drunkenly.

Then he just passed out.

You finally made it to Lukas' house.
You made yourself comfy on his couch for the night.

You woke up to the sound of a certain Norwegian groaning.

You chuckled to yourself.

You walked in his room with a mug of coffee.

"Mornin!" You cheered happily.

"Wh-what happend?" He asks barely conscious.

"You got drunk, thats what" you laughed.

Another groan. You placed the coffee beside him and placed yourself at the bottom of his bed.

"I wasn't.. Inappropriate?" He asked worriedly.

"Well no.. You did say that you struggle to show your feelings, Mathias taking my heart away from you and.." You started laughing.

"Notice me Senpai" you where now in a fit if laughter.

He just huffed and pushed his face into his covers.

"My precious heart?" You asked him.

He slowly peaked out his covers, i light blush spreading across his cheeks.

"Do you.. Like me?" You grinned.

He was silent as he looked away, his eyes not meeting yours.

"Lukie~" You sang.

"Maybe.." He mumbled.

"Yes or no~"

"Yes.."

You squealed happily as he winced and covered your mouth his hand.

"Shh"

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