My Mind's Abyss

Early Halloween special: My experience with 'Lavender Town theme'

Now then, this short tale(it's not a short story ;-;) starts with Questioned Turkey's newest video as of 11:00 pm my time, idk what time zone i'm in. It was a Lavender Town Syndrome meme ft Jamie, an oc of hers.

Guess who missed out on Pokemon as a kid, and who liked the song included. Aye, me.

Being the idiot I am, I decided to google the song and listen to quite a few versions. As you could infer, I am not dead. Nor am I in great physical pain.

So, I listened to the original gameplay soundtrack, pitched, the vocaloid cover song, 'original wavelengths' or sometin like that, and multiple versions of the original track.

My symptoms:

Underside of wrists felt like they would begin to implode(yes I know what that feels like{not rly tho}) Mostly left

Left side of neck was cramping up, underside of left ear cramped

Left ankle felt splintered

Left side of the bridge of my nose felt like it was being pinched, but only feel it on that side

Mentally scarred as to how high pitched it was

Reasons(my own, no research done at all, im too lazy XP)

Wrist thing: High frequency normally causes bone marrow to weaken, and me being left handed, that wrist is used more, causing more damage

Neck: I was sitting weird, also because again, high frequencies. It causes muscles to retract(contract?) causing it to feel like it's stretching ur neck out.

Ankle: same as wrist, and it was the left (cus my left side hates that song X3) because I walk weird. Normally it's my right knee that gives when I over-use my legs, I also walk weird. Left knee doesn't like being fully straight(cuz it's gay :P jk <3 all trans, gays, bi, lesbi, love you guyss!) so it puts more pressure on my ankle.

Bridge of nose: ihnfk. legit. My best guess is that My entire left side(with the exeption of my legs, my right leg hates me too) hates me? (what side is the heart on? Left, right? uh oh..)

THIS REMIX I FOUND BEFORE I LOST IT LEGIT HAD A PART WHERE IT SOUNDED LIKE A DYING GAMEBOY TRYING TO PLAY A DRUNK DIAL TONE

WTFF NINTENDO AND NINTENDO FANS

I'M DONE WITH NETFLIX WII INDIGO LEAGUE, AND ON EP 5 I THINK OF BLACK AND WHITE

COME AT ME BRUH, NETFLIX IS BAD WITH SEASONS

WHAT FLIPPIN ORDER DO THE MOVIES GO IN? IT HAS LIKE, 6 PKMN MOVIES, BUT ONLY B&W AND INDIGO

I WAS ON THE ORANGE ISLANDS FOR A WHILE

FK YOU, NETFLIX, FOR GETTING RID OF MY SHOWS

APPROACHING NIRVANA IS ON

BUT MONSTERCAT

AND TRISTAM

NU

IT'S LIKE, ALMOST MIDNOTHGJGHSJBKJBAKJBJBGJABGJBABBV.JSBAG;/NW;eoigh;ewo5ityq/oihaz

*dies bcuz i have to go to a psy(duck)chiatrist in the morn*

I LIKE GOLDUCK

BUT PSYDUCK IS CUTE

AND SO FLIPPIN ANNOYING

IS THERE A PKMN CALLED GARROTH

TELL ME, I NEED TO KNOW

*looks up at erlier text*

GODDAMMIT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

*dies again*

*Kitty pokes me with a stick*

"She's dead. Happy early Halloween everyone!"

SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN AND APPROACHING NIRVANA, GUESS WHAT???

SPOOKYBOOBS

#WEREOME EVERYBODY

MEROME YUSSSSSS

YAY HAVE SOME

ADESA

MARTZIAPOODS

SQAMPY

AND ANY OTHER OFFICIAL SHIP OUT THERE WITH A COOL SHIP NAME

BABY MASON IS SO FREAKING ADORABLEZZZZZZ

*dies for the final time*