The Good Things in Life

I Love Being a Girl

Some of my favorite quotes about women:

~"Of course women don't work as hard as men. We get it right the first time."

~"Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns. Notice how all of women's problems begin with men.

~"When a woman says "What?" it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said."

~"Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels"

~"I want to be your favorite hello, and your hardest goodbye."