f o u r
its 11.58pm and im throwin rocks @ da skl windows bc I need to brake in da skl init
da window smashes aand I chuckle
"dafaq. Are u hulk or something." Ellena said from behind me
"no im coll get ur facts str8 liek ur teeth." I sass bc im 2fab4u
Calculator would be proud (calum if ur confused af lmao)
"um coll my teeth are str8 so u can fuck off bc ashton is daddy af."
" I s2g, say dat one more time and im unfollowing u from twitter and youre free dms to ash is gone up my ass."
"ok shit.jack is daddy."
We get in and wait for da girls to arrive so we can go to da arena bc we gonna sneak in cuz we broke af
Ten mins latter
Da squad arrive in da shirts and I feel proud mhhhhhhhohmygod
"ok squad lets snapchat dis." I say taking out my nokia brick.
"omg wht dafaq is dat?"
"what its my phone lev me alon."
We take da best pic eva and head to ellena's car and drive to da arena
Da show starts at 7pm so we have 19hours to get in.
Wich means 19 hrs to find jack hemmings
Da engine revs
"er bella could u use da gps to find jack hemmings."
"what?"
"Jack hemmings."
"I don't get it."
"ell stop da car."
Da car stop
"get out."
"um no."
"bitch don't test me. I said get the fuck out."
"no. bc if I lev then how u gonna meet jack."
"k tru." Nat said
"okay okay. Den tell meh asparagus."
"wait. What did you just call me."
"an asparagus."
" bitch am I lukes girlfriend no so bye felicia."
"ugh stfu we have a 3hr drives bitches."
"What dafaq I did not sign up for dis."
"er yh rite. You did." I said in a miranda sings voice bc im fab
"you guys need to shut up so we can go."
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After 3hr we make it at da venue so we damn early.
"where's jack?" I say.
"he tweeted u he weren't going."
"tru. He also said 5sos are shit."
"ok dat tru." I admitted
"but you-"
"- I wat bitch." I glared into emma's soul and saw a burrito
Jack better be @ da show before I swerve lanes like ellena did a few hours ago.
"yo look. Da tour bus isn't here yet." Nat points to the parking lot that's guarded of by a fence
