Preston: I'm rlly confused how do you do this math
Vikk: idk man I have things to do such as make out with Lachlan while everyone else is asleep
Preston: wait wha-
Vikk: I said that that I have things to do
Preston: oh okay
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Vikk: hey gays it's me, gaystar123
I have stolen the gay computer
it has become gay
your phone is now also gay
meaning you are gay
and everyone you have made contact with is gay
the world is a gay
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Brandon: why am I gay
Vikk: touch of the gay
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Hap: I haven't seen kenny in a while
Kenny: *quiet af*
Hap: what about choco
Choco: gIGGLELAUGH
Hap: bODIL IS THAT YOU
