World War 2

Comebacks

1. Did I ask for your opinion? No I didn't, so shut the fuck up
2. Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth
3. Your the cum your mum should've swallowed
4. I would love to insult you, but I don't think I can do as well as nature did
5. "HAHA You failed!!"
"Yeah so did your dads condom"
6. The way you pulled in makes me wish your dad would've pulled out
7. Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is a microwave
8. It's impressive that your flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head in your ass at the same time
9. If your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone
10. Id like to leave you with a thought, but I'm not sure you'd have anywhere to put it
11. At least my mum doesn't chase after the garbage truck with a shopping list
12. Where you born on a highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen.
13. If your going to be two faced, at least make one of those faces pretty...