Vincent!?

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5:30 pm
Jerebear:Oh my god Mike because of you my ass hurts like hell-_-

5:32
Mikey: dafuq did my jerebear just swear?
Wow we should do that more often!

5:35
Jerebear: ummmmmm no? Maybe we can do that again? O////O

Mikey is typing

5:35
Jerebear: IN YOUR DREAMZ!!!!!!! xD

Mikey has stopped typing(omg)

5:37
Jerebear: ummm Mikey?

5:40
Mikey: It might be in me dreams but its gonna still gonna be damn good!

5:45
Jerebear: oh my god Mike talking to you is worst than kissing Vincent!!! xD

5:45
Vincent(wtf): Did someone call me~

5:50
Jerebear & Mikey: DAFUQ!!!! O_o

5:50
Mikey: UGH! Go back to raping phone guy or something!

5:53
Vincent: :( Ok.......

5:56
Jerebear: But you are always welcome-

5:56
Vincent: REALLY!!!!

5:57
Jerebear: I didn't finish my sentence!!

5:59
Vincent: Oh. What were you gonna say :(

6:00
Jerebear: You are always welcome-

TO BRING LIMONZ!!!!

6:05
Mikey: oh god. -_-

6:05
Vincent: OK THEN!!!!

~Vincent's POV(again WTF!!!~
(Singing) "OOOOOOH IM GOING TO THE STOOOOOORE!!!! TO BUUUUY SUM LEMOOOOONZ FOR JEREMYYYYYYYY!!!!"
I sang happily until I was hit by a f*cking CAN!!!

"SHUT THE F*CK UP YOU SOUND HORRIBLE AS IF F*CKING ELVIS WAS DRUNK!!!!"

Ouch that hurt! And I mean the can! Oh well gotta buy some lemons!

~(Spongebob voice) Another trip to the store later~

~Jeremy's POV~
"I-IN THE NAME OF THE M-MOON I SHALL P-PUNISH YOU!!!!" I say before rudely getting interrupted. "WHAT!!!" I shout when I realize its only Vincent. "I said ur w-welcome if you bring l-limonz!" I state. "And I brought some!" He spat. "Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!" He gives me the bag and I start eye twitching at the sight! "THESE *twitch* ARE NOT *twitch* LIMONZ!!!!! I shout while throwing lemons at the idiot!

All of them hit him dead in the head! :D
But he was soon on the ground :)
In a puddle :|
Of blood :(
HIS BLOOD! :D

All of a sudden "OH MY GOD HE KILLED VINCENT!" Stan cries out.
"YOU B*STARD!!!" Kyle shouts (South Park xD)









6:30
Mikey(wtf): ummmmmmm iz anyone still here? Hello?

Poor Mikey... OH WELL :D That's all for today (I think) Remember the life lesson of this story is to NEVER give the Limon King lemons!!!

-Jazz/Jay

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