Dirt is a great author. He has a book called 'Dirt and Grass'. It is kind of like 'Romeo and Juliet' except at the end Grass gets cut up by the evil Mower, so Dirt is so sad and he turns into mud and can't turn back, then Grass turns brown and dies. It is then revealed that Snow is the evil mastermind behind it all. It's a good book, Dirt wants you to read it.
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(A.N. Yeah, that's probably never gonna be written...)
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The Biography of: DIRT!
RandomHave you ever wonder what if is like to be Dirt? To be in Dirt's world? Well here is a glimpse at what it's like for the one and only... DIRT!
