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Most of these are true, ain't it sad?

"Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe"

I'm gonna paint a picture

Its a picture with a twist

The paintbrush is a razor

And the canvas is my wrist

"Get laughed at-Laugh back...creepily"

Kali

Trust no one but yourself

"Only you will be able to keep your heart whole"

Kali

"I remember my first time, it was Valentine's Day... OMG THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG"

Kali

*Projects and reports are due tomorrow*

"Guess I should start that"

Bella

"They're the same color"

"That's so racist!!

Maggie and Bella

Bella: "Are you black?"

Gabby: "No"

Bella: "Are you Mexican?"

Gabby: "No"

Kali: "No she's Jamaican!"

Gabby: "No I'm Puerto Rican!!"

Bella: "Well I'm Dominican"

"Hit Jordan in the face Claudia"*hands Claudia a soccer ball*

Kali

"Today was a good day, I hit Jordan 4 times, Matt once, Ryan twice and Patrick three times, With the same soccer ball!!"

Kali

"Matt is adorable cute, not dateable cute"

Claudia, Maggie, Bella, Kali

*I'm Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO comes on*"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yea" "Girls?"(Dad)*Dive onto air mattress*

Bella, Kali, Greg(Dad)

"Apparently, Patrick sprained his butt"

My whole class (Almost)

"Poke the eye!!"

Kali

"My shark disintegrated on the way to school"

Kali

"A poem a day keeps the feelings away"

Kali

"Run away from your troubles and live for a month

Face them and live for a lifetime."

Kali

"Volcanoes are like farts"

Ms Lobell (Science teacher)

"Bitch-

Beautiful,

Intelligent,

Talented,

Caring,

Honest"

Anonymous

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