"Deidara-sempai were you really gonna blow me up?" Tobi asked
" Hell ya"
" Awww Sempai is so mean!" Tobi screamed running away.
"YO DEIDARA MAKE ME A SANDMICH!" I yelled from the couch.
"NO"
"What, did you just tell me?" I asked menacinly
Everyone in the room sweatdropped, they knew what was gonna happen.
"I said no are you mentally ill or something?"
I. jumped off the couch and landed on Deidara's back
"MAKE ME A SANDMICH GIRLY!" I screamed
"OR ILL CUT YOUR HAIR AND SHAVE YOUR EYEBROWS IN YOUR SLEEP!"
"FINE FINE FINE JUST GET OFF OF ME!" He yelled flailing his arms
I jumped off his back and bounced up and down "Yay!"
"With that much energy you couldve already made yourself a sandwich already" he mumbled walking into the kitchen.
I ran back to the couch, vaulted over the back and fell onto it,
Too bad it was occupied.
"OWWW JESUS CHRIST GET OFF ME!" Sasori screamed.
"Wait a sec, if Tobi is here, then shouldent you be dead?" I asked
"Oh shi-" then there was a poof and he dissappeared.
" Sasori-danna!" Deidara called from the kitchen. "Could you help me carry this?"
Everyone quietly got up and rushed to their rooms before locking their doors, including me.
"Hey where is everyone?" He called out to the now silent house.
I heard him walking down the hall trying all the door knobs.
ThennI heard a door open from across the hall.
'Sasoris Room!' I silently cursed
I heard Deidara silently close the door then the strangest thing happened.
I heard little very tiny scurrying on the floor, then I saw it.
A clay spider squeezed under my door and latched itself on the door.
"KATSU!" Deidara yelled and my door blew up, but not only my door.
I heard more explosions which meant that he probaly blew up all the doors
Everyone stuck their heads out into the hall and sweatdropped.
Deidara looked pissed.
His hair was sticking out in some places and his entire face was red.
I was the closest one to him so he grabbed me by my short and held me up.
"Where. Is. Sasori?" he breathed
I took a big gulp
I could feel everyones eyes on me as i struggled to open my mouth.
"Uhh, h- h- hes d- d- d- dead." I sttutered.
"WHAT!?" Deidara screamed as he dropped me on the hard wood floor.
"Owie" I said rubbing my back
Deidara glared down at me
" So howdid he 'die'?" he spat the words at me
" JE JUST POOFED!"
"What?"
"HE POOFED INTO THIN AIR WHEN I ASKED SHOULDENT HE BE DEAD!"
He grabbed me by the colar again and shoved me against the wall
"Deidara-sempai" I heard Tobi say from the saide of me
"SHUT UP TOBI!" he yelled
"Now listen here little girl, the only reason your not dead is because-"
BAAAAAANG
Deidara slumped to the floor and dropped me
I saw Konan standing behind him with a frying pan
Whoa, Creepy Tangled moment.
"Thanks Konan " I said standing up.
"My baaaack hurts" I whined.
"Awww here lets go put ice creamon it" She said cheerfully, and we all filled out to the kitchen,
leaving Deidaras unconcious body on the floor.
