Hi! My name is Princess Roselvet Chrystal Ledgendary Plum Sugar Fire. Most people call me Rosy. I'm cute that way!
Kill me now!- Leo
Do we have to read more of these? - Percy
Basil is making us.- Annabeth
Basil* smile mischievously.
I woke up from my pale pink and purple bed, with handmade designs from France. It was only a Queen size though. King Step Papa didn't think it would be necessary. He didn't want to waste money on a bed.
Really? My mom could barely afford covers! - Hazel
My dad made me sleep in one of those.-Piper
O__o- HOO
What?-Piper
I walked over to the mirror, and frowned at my reflection. My brown hair was curled perfectly, and my bright blue eyes scowled back at me. I hate how I look. I changed out of my hot pink Lily Pulitzer night gown, and into my designer school uniform. Off to school! I thought helplessly.
Hold it together, hold it together. - Jason
When I arrived, all the boys dropped their books. "I know, I know, I'm too horrendous!" I was so proud of myself. I had just expanded my vocabulary!
Let me kill her now for you Leo!!- Annabeth
Annabeth, honey, let it go, let it g--Percy
I swear Percy, I'll make 2 kills!- Annabeth
Ok then- HOO
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"Now my prized jewels, we will be learning pre-pre algebra today," said Mrs. Quizalentalutelly. I sighed politely. We had learned pre-pre-pre algebra a year ago, and it was super hard.
Is there really something like that?-Frank
Idiot. That's why you should have gone out with me Hazel! -Leo
*Hazel glares
*Frank glares
*Calypso glares
*Crazy fanfic girl cries.
I thought you loved me Leo!- Crazy fan girl
Who are you even?- Leo
*fanfic runs away crying, and marries Octavius, and has children named Freak 1 and Maniac 2.
"I know this is hard, but here is the question. What is 1+1=?" she said.
Huh. I give up.- Annabeth
Note the sarcasm- Annabeth
Yippee!- Nico
No, just please no- HOO Everyone in the universe
Why is it always me who has the idiot sons?!- Hades
I heard gasps. I did too, just for the dramatic effect. Then I realized everyone was staring at me. A huge red boar was staring down at me. I squealed. "Ahh! Red, why red? I don't look good in red!" I yelled. Then, I fainted.
O_0- HOO
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"You're a daughter of Ares," the freak horse-thing-dude said.
What?!- Ares
That, is very offensive. Freak-horse-thing-dude. Huh.- Chiron
Anyone but that!- ares
I beamed. "The goddess of beauty right? I've heard loads about her! She slaughters herself up in make-up, and then makes boys go "woopdy do". Right?" I squealed.
What?!!!!!!!!?????????- Ares
That's my sister???????!!!!!!!!!- Clarisse
WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!- Ares cabin + Ares
"No. Ares is the god of war, and blood," Percy Jackson, my new boyfriend said
I swear!- Annabeth
Wait, hold on!- Percy
"Ya, nothing like the one you said," Jason, my other boyfriend said.
Wait, what!!!!!???????- Percy and Jason
I'm going to kill her!!!- Piper
Ill help! -Annabeth
I fainted with a sigh.
When I woke up, i went on a date with Percy and Jason, and they both proposed. I said yes, of course, then I fainted.
The End!- Leo
Let us kill her- piper and Annabeth
You have another one!-Basil
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- every single character in the books.
Hey! It's not my fault!- Marg
Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!- every character
