38. Halloween

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On Halloween, the mortal world and the Underworld sometimes became intermixed. Mortals would stumble into the Underworld and the spirits could wander the earth.

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AND ALSO ITS NICO'S FAVORITE HOLIDAY BECAUSE EVERY YEAR HE SPENDS THE WHOLE DAY SCOURING THE EARTH FOR BIANCA I BELIEVE THIS WITH ALL MY HEART.

Oh goodness so at lunch today my friend showed me this Harry Potter called My Immortal which apparently is famous for being the worst fanfic ever and I 100% recommend you read it because it is physically the greatest thing ever.

"Hi!" I said in a depressed voice.

Snap and Loopin are a couple.

Apparently England in the 80s has not only Hot Topic, but also MCR and Marylin Manson.

Also every time Ebony looks at Gerard Way so gets an orgasm.

Everyone cries blood.

Every other sentence is "I slit my wrists." "I slit my wrists sadly." "He was in the hallway making slits in his wrist."

All the main character wears is low-cut mini skirts and fishnet tights and black lacy corsets, as well as white foundation and black lipstick. All she does is have sex with Draco Malfoy and grind with Vampire in mosh pits. But she's not a slut. (Obviously.)

Whoa I could write a Dumb FanFic book JUST about that fanfic.

Seriously, read it. You will enjoy it whether you're a Harry Potter fan or not.

I'm watching basketball and the Celtics are not impressing me.

How is everyone either cute and bubbly or sassy and sarcastic and I'm just over here like "I'm watching basketball" and *uncontrollable squeaky noises*

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